Monday, September 12, 2005

Jo Jo's Super Duper themesong competition!

Howya doin' Bwauthes?

Hah ha!

I have a super duper competition for all you Monkeyfanboys and girls out there! Everyone knows my super swell themesong, it goes like this!

Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, he's a clown jumping up and down
Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, he's a crazy clown

The kids love the Monkeyboy, he's so cool he's no fool
The kids love the Monkeyboy, he's a Monkeyboy

You'll love the Monkeyboy, swinging to and fro, there he goes!
You'll love the Monkeyboy, Jo Jo the Monkeyboy

Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, at the cabana, eatin' a banana
Jo Jo the monkeyboy, hanging with D.C. Fontana

Monkey Monkeyboy, Jo Jo bounds across the grounds
Jo Jo the Monkey boy, look at the Monkeyboy

Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, driving across Texas in his Lexus
Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, he has a solar plexus

Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, Evil Willow is a hottie eating a biscotti
Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, he's Jo Jo the Monkeyboy

Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, when eating cheese he'll say please
Jo Jo the Monkeyboy watch out he might sneeze!

Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, he is flyin' down the Dan Ryan
Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, kids love the Monkeyboy!

Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, he's so phat in his Jordache hat
Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, he knows that he's all that!

Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, won a bag playin' Lasertag
Jo Jo the Monkeyboy he's Jo Jo the Monkeyboy

Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, banana daiquiri visited Guallatiri
Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, look out for that tree!

Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, from Planet Monkekbok where he met Spock
Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, rock clock schlock dry dock!

I know, it's a great song (of course, here you just saw 13 of the 42 verses, but they're all just as good!)!

Here's the contest. I want YOU to write a verse to it! That's right, everyone, you can be part of the Jo Jo the Monkeyboy experience! Just add your verse to the comments section, just follow these three rules:

1. Follow the basic meter -- I'm a great singer ha ha, but it's gotta fit in with the rest of the song!
2. Keep it clean -- Monkeyboy doesn't work blue!
3. Have fun -- that's the most important of all!

So have a banana daiquiri (or a banana margarita! Yum!), think carefully and creatively. I will decide the best verse on Friday and award the winner. I can't tell you what the super secret super duper super cool prize is, but I'll give you a hint, it's yellow and delicious!

Have fun everyone, see you on Friday! Hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha!

14 comments:

flu said...

Jo Jo the monkeyboy, he is such a 'tard,
Jo Jo the monkeyboy, I met him now I'm scarred.

Jo Jo the monkeyboy, man, he really stinks,
Jo Jo the monkeboy, that is what methinks.

Jo Jo the monkeyboy, only has one lip,
Jo Jo the monkeyboy should take a flying flip,

Jo Jo the monkeyboy, has hands with no fingers,
Jo Jo the monkeyboy, has a stench that always lingers

that's enough fer now...

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Sigh.

How about

Jo Jo the Monkeyboy got all smoochie with Bonaduce
Jo Jo the Monkeyboy Charo says "Coochie coochie"

I can't believe I'm doing this.

Superhero Bob said...

uhm...oookay.

note to self: NEVER let JoJo write my theme song...

flu said...

Jo Jo the monkeyboy, he is really dumb,
hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha, will make your ears go numb,

Russ said...

Hey Jon. Here by way of Michele. And who is Jo Jo again?? Must be one of my redneck relatives.

JawaJuice said...

Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, he’s here-he’s there-he’s fit!
Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, peel him a banana split

Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, running down the street
Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, just don’t smell his feet

Monkeyboy Monkeyboy, his name is Jo Jo
Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, he’s got a big ol toe

Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, he’s a monkey battlebot
Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, that’s all I got.

Better Safe Than Sorry said...

hey thanks for dropping by my blog earlier, i've seen you around some other blogs too.
don't know if i can come up with a song, but i can surely join in the those banana drinks, i am the blender queen;)

jedisiri said...

now that is fun. :)

Chancellor Palpatine said...

Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, He realy bugs me
Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, i hope he falls from a tree

Leia said...

JoJo the monkeyboy has a best friend Jon,
JoJo the monkeyboy will never ever ever ever ever forget that.

Master Yoda said...

Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, smells funky, dances clunky
Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, looks nothing like a monkey

Jo Jo the Mokeyboy, hair like moss, he's on the sauce
Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, how ya doin' boss?

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, the guy we love to hate,
Jo Jo the Monkeyboy, his head should be on a plate.

flu said...

Jo Jo the monkeyboy, annoying little fool,
Jo Jo the monkeyboy, uh...somethin, somethin fool.

Jo Jo The Monkeyboy's Ghost said...

Howya Doin' Bwauth?

Thankth everyone who played, the contest is now over. Please read the post announcing the winner! Hoo hoo ha ha ha!