Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages welcome to another amazing edition of the astounding series that won both the Sundance Channel Blog Site Award Award and the Presidential Internets Medal of Freedom.* That’s right, It’s the Separated at Birth series. Let's see what our super powerful computer has cooked up for us today. Hey, it’s Chicken Vesuvio!
Now let’s see who's been Separated at Birth.
Rumors have been circulating for quite a while now and you’ve heard those rumors other places, but it is now confirmed by our super computer. Ladies and gentlemen, Dick Cheney and the Penguin are separated at birth!
Michael Bolton and Steven Segal are separated at birth!
Is there a tingling in your spine yet? (A chill in your spine will also be acceptable). Can you stand more? Boy George and Ralph Wiggum are separated at birth! Remember, true believers, this is confirmed by our super powerful super computer!
This is the most amazing Separated at Birth yet! Johnny Depp and Helena Boxam Carter are separated at birth! Ladies and gentlemen, Tim Burton keeps impregnating one and putting the other in his movies. Can you guess which is which?
Are you ready for the final Birth for today? We hope so and here it is: Dr. Zaius and The Lawgiver are clearly separated at birth.
Wait a minute. What kind of a result is this? What do you mean they all look alike to you? That’s clearly speciesist thinking. Hey. Don’t blame it on your programmers.
OK, kids, that’s all the time we have for today. Tune in next week where you’ll see me throw the supercomputer into a 20 gallon fish tank.
*Awards do not actually exist.
Friday, December 28, 2007
Separated at Birth IV: More Separated at Birth!
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Do you really want to hurt Ralph?
Do you really want to make Ralph cry?
Helena looks like the Bride of Frankenstein!
Ack! That is a picture of a fake Zaius! And this is what the Lawgiver looks like!
I agree with Jean-Luc. She does!
Glad I am here from Michele's for a good laugh!
This is awesome!
Problem is I am not going to look at Johnny Depp the same way again!!
Michele again sends her best!
Michele sent me to say....Oh What Fun! LOL! Dick Cheney & The Penguin...Hmmmmm. (lol)
When is an award not an award? When it's the Sundance Channel Blog Site Award Award!
:-) This was funny. Michele sent me.
John, I need to patent it, because I coined the term The Chenguin.
This is one of those cases when many people in a relatively short timespan have the same revelation, like Calculus or Rock and Roll. I think it's a byproduct of that dastardly evil... evolution.
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