How Much Did You Pay For That Super Villain Life Style?

Well, your henchmen uniforms look shiny and costly.
How much did you pay for your bad Moto Guzzi?
And how much did you spend on your secret mountain lair?
With computers, a death ray and awesome command chair?


Now destroying armies with rays from above,
Sometimes from countries that you haven't even heard of.
And how much did you pay for your super villain t-shirt
That proves you were there,
That you blew them up first?

How do you afford your super villain lifestyle?
How do you afford your super villain lifestyle?
How do you afford your super villain lifestyle?
Ah, tell me.


How much did you pay for that glowing MacGuffin,
The one you ruthlessly stole from that ancient seer?
And how much will he pay for a brand new MacGuffin,
One which he’ll obviously lose at the start of another show?
And how long will the secret agents keep liberating the new ones?
As long as their gadget cars are red, white, and blue ones.
And how long will the secret agents keep liberating the new ones?
As long as their gadget cars are red, white, and blue ones.


Ancient black hoodoo and homespun voodoo,
Fembot schemes and mind control pills.
Your sanity pays dearly now for evil magic moments,
But rock on completely with some brand new components.

How do you afford your super villain lifestyle?
How do you afford your super villain lifestyle?
How do you afford your super villain lifestyle?


Excess ain't rebellion.
You're drinking what they're selling.
Your self-destruction doesn't hurt them.
Your chaos won't convert them.
They're so happy to rebuild it.
You'll never really kill it.
Yeah, excess ain't rebellion.
You're drinking what they're selling.
Excess ain't rebellion.
You're drinking,
You're drinking,
You're drinking what they're selling.