Friday, February 23, 2007

Hudson: Topless

So there's a new gal in town, huh?

Alright, so Jan the Intergalactic Aviator is now on this blog as well. She's a hot little number so I am cool with that as long as she doesn't start leaving her nylons all over around here.

I think we all know why Jon let Jan start posting on his blog though. It's pretty easy to figure out, he brought her on for the sex appeal. That's right, he wanted more people to visit and be able to see the hot, sexy, pouty fly girl.

As we all know, Jon is married and married equals vanilla. Yawn. So how do you spice things up? With hot girlie action, of course. Except Jon forgot one thing. He's got all the sexy anyone could want right here. Check this out:




Aw heck yeah I look good. Even when cold and shivering, I can turn the ladies on with just a smile.

And you think I'm pretty handy with my M41A Pulse Rifle? Check out these guns:



My pert, erect nipples are on display for all to see. Jennifer Anniston's got nothing on the H-Man.


I should get this written into a contract or something. Hot, shirtless Hudson lounges for the ladies.



I don't have to be all shirtless and stuff for the ladies to be all over me, though. Check this out:



The difference between me and everybody else? I make this look good.




Yeah and occasionally, I throw on the ole tux, then people are all like "Wow, Hudson, you sure do clean up good." Of course I do, I'm the H-Man.

Yeah, so I know all you ladies dug that. Even when Private Bill Hudson, United Space Colonial Marines ain't got anything on, he's still armed and dangerous.

14 comments:

Jean-Luc Picard said...

It's too much!

cooltopten said...

lol still armed and dangerous when naked hehe.Bet the girlys liked that post.

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Oh for the love of the Force, put a shirt on and maybe turn up the heat!

Arrgghh, now I need mental bleach

Professor Xavier said...

Maybe if his moobs were a little rounder those pics might be exciting on some level. As it is, they aren't doing much for me.

Professor Xavier said...

No offense, Hudson. I'll forward them on to Gambit. There are posters in his room along those lines.

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

Hello, nurse!

Skywalker said...

For Force sake, man! There are ladies looking!

Bulma said...

Wow those pictures are so so...Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha!

Gyrobo said...

Stop the presses! Private Hudson's first name is Bill?

I've been calling him Irving!

Jabafatboy said...

MY EYES !!! MY EYES !!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Nightwing said...

Holy Inflated Ego BATMAN! Please, put a shirt on...for the love of all things intergalactic!

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Angel says he is stopping by later to give you pointer on not wearing a shirt.

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