Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Alien Case Files #52.43a: The Judoon

Ah yes, the Jadoon, a galactic police force – or more accurately, a race of thugs – who resemble bipod rhinoceros.

Armed with scanners, energy weapons and magic markers, these creatures do (barely) follow galactic law and are even used by the Shadow Proclamation as mercenaries. According to some sources, they are so dedicated to their work that they even sleep with their boots on. Of course all my Junior Intergalactic Gladiators know that sleeping with your boots on often leads to trench foot. Be smart, don’t start.

Here are a couple of video clips featuring the Jadoon in action. Links will open in a separate window.

The Jadoon in Action Number 1.

The Jadoon in Action Number 2.

As you can see, these thugs don’t seem particularly smart and I often wonder how they became a space-faring race in the first place. I can only assume that a super advanced civilization accidentally left all of their ships on the Jadoon planet and now half the galaxy reaps the benefits of that mistake.

My advice to anyone encountering a Jadoon is to turn and get away if possible. If you can’t, just follow their orders and eventually they’ll accomplish their task or get distracted and leave. Whatever you do, don’t hit one of them or it’s sentence: execution.

A final note, Dr. Gaz created a pretty awesome video featuring the Jadoon. Check out the embed below and then go let him know you think it’s fantastic.


10 comments:

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Not exactly the best looking alien

Mr. Bennet said...

I guess I'm lucky that I have no idea what a Judoon is.

Vegeta said...

but they're so ugly you can't help but hit them.

Dr. Zaius said...

Ha! Those guys are awesome! I wonder if they could get work as insurance executives...

Gyrobo said...

Well, my iPod just lost about three megabytes.

Link to Judoon MP3.

Ciera said...

They look constipated...maybe if one offered them a laxative they'd get away safely?

Keith said...

I really like the Judoon, but I LOVE the Delaks and have done so since 1963. I'm a bit of a saddo I guess.

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