Thursday, May 28, 2009

Haiku Summer: Add-a-mendemum

OK, so I missed a couple of comments in an earlier post. I’m not sure how that happened. I’m here to make it up to you because you know what they say? They say “Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator always gets his man!” No wait, that doesn’t sound right. They say “Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator sometimes writes haiku or something.” That doesn’t sound quite right either. Whatever. It is all good, as they say.

For Henchman:
He is the Henchman
Sneaky, dirty, conniving
And a great dancer

Mechanical strength
Summons beast from the abyss
Plus that winning smile

For Dr. Zaius:
Robot hands of No
Held cash for the Chinese mob
Now they are glowing

On top of that, last week at the Absorbascon, he had Haiku Tuesday. Check out these fresh beats:

The Flash is as smart
As the Green Lantern is dumb
They're the Odd Couple.


Jean-Luc Picard said...

You're a good haiku writer.

Lady Blah Blah said...

Love your Haikus xxx

Dr. Zaius said...

Ha! Awesome! Do a haiku about Judge Sotomayor!

Mr. Bennet said...

But can you recite them in Japanese?

Black Lantern Inertia said...

Then how'd we read them?

Gyrobo said...

Rad Gladiator
Renders fine linguistic gold
As comments decree

Kon-El said...

how about a superheroes back from the dead haiku?

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