He once built a powerful supercomputer using only duct tape, two circuit boards, a ship’s steering wheel, and a less powerful supercomputer.
He once surfed the tail of a comet because it seemed like a cool thing to do.
He once defended a small village on planet Cruxes IV from a giant gelatin monster using only a fifty gallon drum of whipped cream and a wooden spoon.
He once made a suit entirely out of bacon and dared the lions at the zoo to take a bite.
None took him up on it.
He is the most interesting man in the galaxy.
“I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, it’s Dos Equis. I mean, usually, sometimes I’ll have a Sierra Nevada or maybe even a PBR if that’s all they have. Oh wait, it’s Cinco de Mayo! Of course I’m drinking a Dos Equis, that’s all I have. It’s way better than that Corona stuff.
Stay thirsty, my friends.”