He once built a powerful supercomputer using only duct tape, two circuit boards, a ship’s steering wheel, and a less powerful supercomputer. 
He once surfed the tail of a comet because it seemed like a cool thing to do. 
He once defended a small village on planet Cruxes IV from a giant gelatin monster using only a fifty gallon drum of whipped cream and a wooden spoon. 
He once made a suit entirely out of bacon and dared the lions at the zoo to take a bite.
None took him up on it.
He is the most interesting man in the galaxy. 
“I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, it’s Dos Equis. I mean, usually, sometimes I’ll have a Sierra Nevada or maybe even a PBR if that’s all they have. Oh wait, it’s Cinco de Mayo! Of course I’m drinking a Dos Equis, that’s all I have. It’s way better than that Corona stuff.
Stay thirsty, my friends.”
Tuesday, May 05, 2009
The Most Interesting Man in the Galaxy
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Those Mexican ladies seem to be enjoying the occasion with you.
Wait, let me guess. Is it Carrottop?
I got to be in the "Clono De Mayo" parade, but was very disappointed when I found out it was just me being dropped in to a vat of mayonnaise.
And I didn't know you smoked domestic cigars.
I have always thought you the interesting one of the bunch.. Hope you have been well - no fooling around at the Jedi Temple ya hear.. :)
NandeHi - Jedi Temple Governess
Um do you know where i can get zombie speedster repellant?
Bacon? Did someone say bacon?
Captain Picard -- They had an interesting time.
MWB -- No. LOL. Carrottop is and interesting man, but not the most interesting man in the galaxy.
AOC -- I saw a Clono de Mayo on a menu once. No wait, it was a BLT, never mind.
NandeHi -- Hey! Thanks for stopping by.
Vince -- I'm not sure. Can you just shoot the zombie in the head?
Dr. Zaius -- I sure did. Want some?
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