Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Haiku Summer, Part II

Writing haikus is fun! It’s fun and cultured! I got so much culture, it’s coming out of my butt.

I’m totally jazzed that you are getting into it too; did you see the haiku from Captain Picard and Yoda? Yoda even wrote a great one about Gollum. Here are some more haiku for your enjoymentude:

I love my wife and
Want to make love to her bod
As well as her mind

My daughter Kiera
Really really loves horses
I won’t buy her one

Paxton is talking
Naming everything he sees
Seagulls are now hawks

OK Junior Intergalactic Gladiators, I’ll write more if you want them.

Put your requests in the comments.

Intergalactic Gladiators, ho!


Jean-Luc Picard said...

How about a financial crisis haiku?

Jason Todd said...

I'll have to get back to you on that.

mwb said...

Hey, stop trying to bring "culture" to the internet!

You'll ruin the neighborhood.

Henchman432 said...

Talk about how awesome I am.

Dr. Zaius said...

How about a haiku about the James Bond Villain Dr. No?