Monday, May 11, 2009

Haiku Summer

Summer of what?

That’s right, Junior Intergalactic Gladiators, I’m on a haiku kick right now and I’ll write one just for you. It can be about anything, politics, space travel, movies. You name it (just ix-nay on the onkeyboy-may, OK?)!

Just to start things off a little, I wrote this one for Dr. Zaius’s post about Bristol Palin going on the talk show circuit to talk about abstinence:

Bristol's on TV
Showing us her abstinence
Good job, you dummy

So come one, come all. Send in your orders via the comment section below. This is just like Summer of iDoodles, but with poetry, so you know it’s cultured!

Update! For Dr. Zaius:

One haiku for brains
And one for chocolate cake
Or one that has both?


Dr. Zaius said...

I want to see a haiku about brains! And chocolate cake. :o)

Jean-Luc Picard said...

The summer is here
Sun, heatwaves and endless fun
Clouds, dampness and chiils

Master Yoda said...

Pointy his ears are
Short and green he is also
So handsome he is!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Hey, you guys are totally getting into it! Awesome.

Dr. Zaius said...

Ha! I like haiku about brains and cake. :o)