Friday, December 22, 2006

"Hudson, what's that on the tracker?"

"I don't know man, but it's coming into range now!"

"Is it a friend or a foe?"

"I can't tell, Jon. It's at 30 meters now!"

"Whatever it is, we'll be ready for it."

"It's at 20 meters!"

"15 meters."

"10 meters."

"5 meters. Where is it, man?"

"I don't get it. If it was at 5 meters, we should be able to see it!"

"It's in the walls! It's in the gosh darn walls!"

"Come on, you bastard. Where are you?"

"It's gonnna come in here and it's gonna KILL us!"

"It's right here, get ready to fire!"

"Game over, man! Game over!"

"Wait a minute, it's not a Xenomorph! It's..."


"What is it, man? What is it?"

"Oh my God, it's..."

"It's Rudy the Red-Toed Reindeer!"

"I feel safer already."

"Merry Christmas, everybody!"


Summer Dawn O'Ciardha said...

A spade for a spade Jonathan, Merry Christmas to you as well.

Also, watch out for Santa Claus, my Dad and I have been theorizing that he is a spirit, and he is just giving presents to hide the fact one day he is going to turn on the populus.

And no, I don't watch TV, so don't even think that.

SQT said...

That Rudy is quite a dancer.

Gyrobo said...

I think the suspense killed me. Is this heaven?

Wait... it can't be heaven... there's no cable...

Marvin The Magnificent said...

Ho ho ho.
Merry Christmas.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Get some dancing shoes for Rudy!

Happy Christmas, Jon!

Erifia Apoc said...

Merry Kris-Mas...Chrismas? Christmas?! Whatever, you humans are so confusing.

Vegeta said...

Maybe would should have him fight Santa Doom I'd pay to watch that

Local Henchmen 432 said...

Ho ho ho.

cooltopten said...

lol ,thats was funny. That reindeer can bust some moves :)
happy holidays!!

Professor Xavier said...

"Gosh darned"? Now that part was a little unbelievable.

Professor Xavier said...

Oh yeah, Merry X-Mas!

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