Friday, August 29, 2008

Night of the Living Hipsters, Part VIII

The undead hipsters were shuffling jerkily into the mall. Dead eyed, with blank, disenfranchised looks on their faces they scanned the area looking for their prey.

“Hey! Over here!” I yelled from the top of the escalator. “Hemp shoulder bags and hoodies for everyone up here!”

“Get him…” one mumbled.

“Get him…” another mumbled.

“Oh yeah, he’s cool,” a third mumbled sarcastically.

The moaning group shambled en masse towards the revolving staircase as I dashed back to the group huddled by the power outlet.

“Wait for them… wait for them…” Jim Daniels murmured. Dr. Porter nervously bit her lip.

“Now!” Kyle yelled as the undead neared the top. I quickly plugged the extension cord running from the escalator control panel into the wall socket.

Nothing happened.

I tried it again, but still nothing happened.

“It’s loose, over there.” Dr. Porter pointed to the wiring at the panel.

I cursed under my breath as I stood up to run over to it. Jim stopped me.

“I’m going,” he announced.

“But your leg…” I said.

“With a bum knee I’m still faster than you. Don’t plug it in until I’m clear.”

Before I could say anything else, he made a mad dash for the metal panel. His knee buckled halfway but that didn’t stop him from diving for his target. Jim began to fumble with the wiring and was almost done when he looked up to see who was at the top of the escalator.

The hipster formerly known as Officer Reed was bearing down on him.


Professor Xavier said...

Hipsters are a real menace. The only way to slow them down is to open up a coffee shop.

Batman said...

is that Zombie on the escaltor posing?

Jean-Luc Picard said...

What a horrifying scenario!

Nepharia said...

So what do the hipsters call Officer Reed now? And did he get out of that unhip uniform of his? If so, what did he manage to find? Surely the other undead hipsters would have torn him apart with such tacky, unhip clothing on.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Professor X -- A coffee shop in a mall? Will that work?

Batman -- Oh no, are they zombie hipsters or zombie posers?

Captain Picard -- And it's about to get horrifyinger.

Nefaria -- Maybe he's wearing it ironically.

Vampirella said...

Hipsters, Zombies and reed OH MY!

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