Saturday, May 21, 2005

Do cyborgs dream in 1's and 0's?

Saturday May 21, 2005

Reading: Curious George and the Devilish Dervish of Doom.

Music: The Planets: Mars by Holst

I had the weirdest dream the other night. I was in the arena fighting a Mongrellian pantherbot and I look up at the audience and they're looking at me strangely -- they're not cheering at all. Some are pointing, a few laughing, and most of them just look at me with their jaws dropped open.

Then I look down and I see that I am fighting in my underpants! Everything then slows down to a crawl, like I am running in deep sand or Jell-O.

They were my Superman Underoos from 2nd grade, too! I felt so embarrassed. I have to quit eating those space pizzas so soon before bed.


Jean-Luc Picard said...

Data tells me that he dreams normally because he has a positronic brain.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Is there ever a day that goes by when he doesn't talk about his posotronic brain?