Friday, September 28, 2007

Junior Intergalactic Gladiators away, my boy, Junior Intergalactic Gladiators away!

That’s right everybody. Junior Intergalactic Gladiators are coming out of the woodwork in support of the Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator/Fluke Starbucker presidential ticket. It seems everyone is abuzz about my candidacy.

Hollywood starlets Scarlet Johansen and Maggie Gyllenhaal are Junior Intergalactic Gladiators.

The always outspoken Tim Robbins is proud to be a Junior Intergalactic Gladiator.

Even Saturday Night Live funnyman Will Forte is wearing the Junior Intergalactic Gladiator helmet with pride.

But that’s not all!

While James Carville and Mary Matalin may not agree on everything, they certainly can agree that they’re Junior Intergalactic Gladiators.

As well as former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and secretary of state Colin Powell is a Junior Intergalactic Gladiator

Even Nancy Reagan is – you guessed it – a Junior Intergalactic Gladiator.

Who else is a Junior Intergalactic Gladiator, you ask?

Why none other than Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher, that’s who.

Even Robocop proudly wears the helmet of the Junior Intergalactic Gladiator.

And look, Lassie’s getting into the spirit, too! Good doggie, Lassie, good doggie.

Meanwhile, my running mate Fluke Starbucker is out campaigning and heading to the important swing state of Alaska. You can read all about it here.

On top of that, the talented JawaJuice of the very funny As The Force Turns is lending his hand, er claw, er, Jawas have hands, right? To the campaign and created some great buttons and bumper stickers. They’re available to stick to your car, wheelbarrow, or cat. Collect them all!

A vote for Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is a vote for freedom.

A vote for Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is a vote for progress.
I'm Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator and I approve of this message.


November Rain said...

I put a banner up already on novy news

Anonymous said...

now Kon can stop teasing me about being one

Jawa Juice said...

Nancy Reagan is a junior intergalactic gladiator?
A junior intergalactic gladiator?
I’d hate to see how old she gets when she finally becomes a senior intergalactic gladiator.

Oh, and you’d make a lot more people want to get those helmets if they came with duel beer holders on the sides with accompanying straws.

…just a thought.

Shephard said...

Progress AND Freedom?
Sign me up!
I'd almost given up hope for both!

Michele says hello!

Shari said...

Hello, Michele sent me.

Whoa. What a turnout this is!! Anything for the red, white, and blue.

BTW, loved the new look on Lassie!!

sage said...

Michele sent me to say hello and to ask you what year that pic of Nancy Reagan was snapped--it had to be at least in the 60s.

Kon-El said...

HS: Never! I just have more people to tease about it!

Anyway Jon You don't mind if i put one of your stickers on somone eleses cat right? Because Strreaky has been just a little too arrogant latley.

Fluke Starbucker said...

Hey, I want a junior intergalactic helmet with the beer can thingy!

We've got the budget to modify stock, right?


Jean-Luc Picard said...

With supporters like this, you can start planning how to redecorate the Oval Office.

TX said...

If you give me a clean slate I will vote for you

Master Yoda said...

Come up with some additional slogans, my Stupid Intern has:

Gladiator/Starbucker -
The other white meat.

Gladiator/Starbucker 08 -
They couldn't possibly screw up the country any more than it already is.

Gladiator/Starbucker 08 -
Even they have a better chance than Nader.

Jon, the Intergalactic Gladiator -
Easier to spell than Guiliani.

Jon, the Intergalactic Gladiator -
the unHillary.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

How about:

Jon and Fluke: It's Mourning in America

Jon and Fluke: Peace, Freedom and and Dangersled in every driveway.

Jon and Fluke: YOu have nothing to fear, but the other guys winning.

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