middle name meme

OK so everyone seems to be doing this lame meme except for me. It’s like everyone is at the party and I’ve got my classic black tuxedo on with the combat boots all shined up and ready to go (plus my gold lamé jumpsuit on underneath, just in case I need to perform) and no one sends me an eVite.

1. You have to post these rules before you give the facts.

2. You must list one fact that is somehow relevant to your life for each letter of your middle name. If you don’t have a middle name, use the middle name you would have liked to have had.

3. At the end of your blog post, you need to choose one person for each letter of your middle name to tag. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

W – Wealthy. If you mean love from my family, then I am very wealthy. If you are talking about monetarily wealthy, eh not so much.

I – Ingeniousness. The way I have used my wits to defeat my opponents in battle shows my ingeniousnessocity.

G – Generous. I am generous to a fault. If you come over to my house I’ll definitely give you a beer, maybe some chips too.

G – Gallant. Webster’s defines gallant as 1. Brave; daring; chivalrous. 2. Stately; imposing; noble. 3. Showy, gay, as in attire. That describes me to a T. Oh, it also says something about being chivalrous and attentive to women. That’s me, too.

L – Laugh. I love to laugh and totally be funny and stuff. Remember that one time when I said something hilarious and that one guy spewed his drink out of his nose? That was totally cool.

E – Energetic. It takes energy to defeat an opponent in the Intergalactic Gladiator Entertainment.

F – Funktastic. I think this is self explanatory. If it’s not, my wife often tells me that I’m funktastic, especially after a double bean egg burrito with extra onions.

O – Original. I’m one in a million. In a dime-a-dozen world, when the chips are down and the bullet hits the bone, the law of the land says that guys like me are few and far between.

R – Rock Star. My daughter Kiera just told me the other day that she thinks I’m like a rock star. It’s like the “innocence of youth” and “from the mouths of babes” all rolled into one.

D – Dangerous. I’m dangerous. To my opponents, that is.

So there you go. I tag nobody, if you want to do this, go for it.

Cleverly segueing to another topic, in my last post, JawaJuice left a comment that the Junior Intergalactic Gladiator helmets should come with those beer can holders. Well as a very wise man once said “Ask and ye shall receive.”

Junior Intergalactic Gladiator beer helmets are now available in fine stores everywhere. Thanks Double J for the suggestion, you get the very first one off the production line. These high quality items are made in the USA with 100% genuine American parts. No poisonous Chinese lead paint on these babies, they got American lead paint on them.

Fluke sounded like he was looking for one as well. I don’t know why, he’s got his own official Founder of the New Jedi Order wannabe beer helmet.