Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Hudson's Getting Frosty

Hudson and I were still at Professor Xavier’s mansion following our conversation with Emma Frost. Reluctantly, Emma turned Hudson’s motor functions back on and without missing a beat, the Colonial Marine gave a Hudson-sized comment about her two greatest assets.

“Did you just refer to these as ‘fun bags?’” she asked in disbelief.

“You got ‘em and know how to show ‘em, baby,” he replied. “Hey, is it kind of chilly in here?”

“Please let me mindwipe him,” she muttered to me.

“I don’t think you could,” I shrugged. “He’s got one of those primitive lizard brains, you know.”

“Come on, honey.” Hudson just wouldn’t stop. “I wanna get Frosty with you. Hey wait, your last name is Frost! Man, sometimes I don’t know how clever I am!”

“I know.” She sighed to me while attempting to ignore Hudson’s come ons.

“Come on, baby,” Hudson pressed. “Tell me you aren’t in for some PT with the H-Man. I promise that I’ll respect you in the morning. Or at least I’ll call you ma’am.”

“Why do you let him hang out with you anyway?” she asked me.

“I don’t know,” I shrugged. “The comedy value, I guess.”

“You know, I could easily put the image of a giant bug in your mind,” the telepath warned him.

“I’ll behave,” the marine quickly acquiesced.

“Jon, I do need to tell you another thing,” she said, grateful to change the subject. “About your dream quest.”

“I almost forgot about that,” I said. “Well, I mean, I haven’t forgotten, it’s just that with all this going on with the scandal and all, my dream quest hasn’t been my primary focus right now, you know?”

“Of course, I understand,” she nodded. “I know that you haven’t had one of your dreams since I monitored you, but I wanted you to know that you’re not through this yet. I wouldn’t be surprised if had another dream soon, maybe Wednesday night.”

“Right,” I answered. “I wonder how close I am to completing this quest. I’ve concluded that the first letter of the last name of each president will create an acronym. The only thing is, the acronym that I currently have is WARTT. Nobody spells wart with two T’s”

“Not even our current president,” Emma agreed. “Probably.”

“Jon, there is something I must tell you.” Professor Xavier rolled into the room on the well-oiled wheels of his wheelchair. “About this scandal, there has been a development.”

“A development?” I asked the headmaster of the very school that I was standing in. “What is it?”

“A development is an incident that causes a situation to change or progress,” the Professor explained. “But that’s not important right now. What is important is that I get the opportunity to tell you this very important thing.”

“Well what is it?” demanded Hudson. “I’m gettin’ all antsy here!”

“Yes, what I was about to say was…”

What is this dramatic development? Find out on Professor Xavier’s blog.

Who will Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator dream about next? Stay tuned to find out.


November Rain said...
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Anonymous said...

Why do you hang with Hudson?

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

I hope the next dream quest is kicking Grover Cleavland hairy back side.

What kind of name is Grover for a president? and why was he named after a city in Ohio?

Yeah, that guy needs a smack down.

Batman said...

Hudson's like a dumber, less mannered Ace the Bat hound.

Vegeta said...

Why does he hang with Hudson? Two words Human shield.

Fluke Starbucker said...
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Fluke Starbucker said...

When did Leslie Nielsen overtake the role of the professor from Gavin MacLeod?

Professor Xavier said...

Turned down by Emma? Now that is bad.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

We're all tuned in for developments.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

So did you smack down Grover yet?