Monday, October 29, 2007

Dance off!

When the odious Dr. Smith threw down the challenge for a disco, I only had one question for him: When and Where?

Allegedly, the challenge has been set for Christmas eve, but I can’t wait that long. I’m ready now.

The blood of a competitor burns through my veins. Whether it be a match against an Orwelian Pantherbot, answering the call to become president of the United States, or participating in a dance off. I knew I had to be there and in short order I was. I looked at the DJ and he looked at me and I gave him one of those gunshot points with my index finger. He pointed back with a smile and a nod and he spun the disk.

First, I thought I’d warm up a little. A little disco shuffle here is a great way to start out, but you know I’m about to kick it up the proverbial notch.
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And here it is. I know, the lights and the movement is almost hypnotic, isn’t it? If it wasn’t me doing it, I know I’d be hypnotized.
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Now for something a little more up my alley, the moonwalk!
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OK, OK, I know that’s not a real moonwalk. This is a real moonwalk!
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That has got to be the most presidential looking moonwalk that I have ever done.

This just shows you, ladies and gentlemen of this great nation that I am a man of action. While my opponents may want to talk about the issues, talk about making America a better place, or talk about dancing, I’m the one out there doing it.

A vote for Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is a vote for freedom.

A vote for Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is a vote for progress.
I'm Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator and I approve of this message.


A Army Of (Cl)One said...

And this is why Jon Rock! and the rest just roll.

The good thing is now we know what you can do once you are to old to Intergalactic Gladiate. you can go on Dancing with the almost stars.

Son Goten said...

nice moves.

Star said...

I'd vote for you. Michele sent me.

Jawa Juice said...

Those are some sweet moves.
You got some mad skills!
I'd like to see some orange ape with a bad perm even try something of that caliber.

LOL! Those are great pics!

Wolverine said...

eh Kinda glad I don't haveta vote.

Batman said...

Does Stark have to dance as well because that will be funny

Dr. Zaius said...

I had no idea that you were so light on your feet!

Dr. Smith said...

Clearly the other candidates fear our Mad Dancing Skills!

Anonymous said...

its been a long time since I had a dance off