Monday, March 17, 2008

Hudson's 7 things

Yeah, so Jon tagged me with this Seven Things Meme thing. This should be fun ‘cuz I bet there’s a lot that you people don’t know about me.

Here are the rules, list 7 things about yourself that people may not know. Link the person who sent this. Post the rules on your blog. Tag seven people.

1. I was actually born and raised in Texas, not some futuristic space outpost where all the inhabitants are super handsome and awesome.

2. When I was younger, a doctor said I was bipolar. Pfft, whatever that means.

3. I wasn’t originally gonna be a Colonial Marine. I first went to rodeo clown college but got kicked out in the middle of my first semester. It’s all politics in rodeo clown college.

4. You probably already know that I’m a qualified expert with the M41A Pulse Rifle, M56 smart gun, M4A3 and M240 flamethrower, but I’m also fully qualified to operate the remote sentry gun and the M577 APC.

5. I’m not just some moronic grunt who does things moronilly, I’ve got an artistic side, too. I wrote this great original song for our squad. It goes like this:
If there's something strange
in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
BUGBUSTERS

If there's something weird
and it don't look good
Who ya gonna call?
BUGBUSTERS

I ain't afraid of no Bugs
I ain't afraid of no bus

If you're seeing things
running through your head
Who can ya call?
BUGBUSTERS

An giant bug
sleeping in your bed
Who ya gonna call?
BUGBUSTERS

I ain't afraid of no bugs
I ain't afraid of no bugs

Who ya gonna call?
BUGBUSTERS

If ya all alone
pick up the phone
and call
BUGBUSTERS

I ain't afraid of no bugs
I here it likes the bug
I ain't afraid of no bug
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Who ya gonna call?
BUGBUSTERS

If you've had a dose of a
freaky bug baby
Ya better call
BUGBUSTERS

Lemme tell ya something
Bustin' makes me feel good!

I ain't afraid of no bug
I ain't afraid of no bug

Don't get caught alone no no

BUGBUSTERS

When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
BUGBUSTERS

Who ya gonna call?
BUGBUSTERS

Who ya gonna call?
BUNGBUSTERS

I think you better call
BUGBUSTERS

Who ya gonna call?
BUGBUSTERS

I can't hear you
Who ya gonna call?
BUGBUSTERS

Louder
BUGBUSTERS

Who ya gonna call?
BUGBUSTERS

Who can ya call?
BUGBUSTERS

Who ya gonna call?
BUGBUSTERS

When I told the LT it would make a great song for our squad, he said he’d think about it.

6. I once shot a man just for snoring too loud. True story. Game over for him, man.

7. I am awesome in everything that I do. Scientific fact.

I tag noone just because I am just that awesome! Take that you stupid meme council or whoever is in charge of these things. Check that, I am in charge of this thing so stick it up a bug’s but! Ha ha!

7 comments:

Jean-Luc Picard said...

What a groovy song!

Dr. Nemonok said...

Wow, Hudson you are really as big a fool as you appear.

Anyway, Gladiator, I have completed this meme as well and it is presently available for all to read on my blog.

Bruce Cain said...

huh. that was ... weird

Batman said...

Hudson: Seek help

Justice said...

okay



can I borrow some ear plug please :P

Supermum, Psycho Bitch said...

Lovin' the bug song.

Dr. Zaius said...

The rodeo clown college story could explain a few things about our present administration...