Welcome back everybody to another edition of our award winning Separated at Birth series. Here we will prove to you through a very powerful supercomputer utilizing a super advanced hypertechnology graphics program that two people are without a shadow of a doubt, Separated at Birth. Let’s get to it and see who’s Separated at Birth, shall we?
Veteran character actors Powers Boothe and Craig T. Nelson are Separated at Birth! It is amazing isn’t it? Did I mention that the super powerful computer is linked to several other powerful computers in an “Interconnected Network?”
Internet sensation Blockade Boy and professional wrestler Scott Steiner are Separated at Birth! I am sure that their similar looks is merely a coincidence as Blockade Boy certainly doesn’t seem like the type to sit around watching those oiled-up muscley men slap each other around. He just doesn’t have the time.
Can you believe what you have seen? Do you need a moment to gather your wits about you? Go ahead, I’ll wait a moment.
Feeling better? Then stand back because Amy Winehouse and Keith Richards are Separated at Birth! I am sure that they share more than DNA as they certainly both seem to share the joy of putting foreign substances into their bodies, if you catch my drift.
Are you ready for more? Can you believe your very senses or does your brain scream for mercy and/or a reprieve? Amy Winehouse and a car wreck are Separated at Birth!
Ah see, the super advanced supercomputer was going for a metaphorical thing here. That’s what happens when a super computer so advanced that it sends information to other supercomputers at the speed of light utilizes its super programmed parameters in ways that you or I wouldn’t even dare to conceive!
Iceman and Iceman are Separated at Birth! OK, I have to admit that the only thing they really share in common is a moniker and a penchant for shirtlessness. That’s what happens when the supercomputer computes outside the preverbal box, I suppose.
Are you waiting for the most incredible, the most stunning, the most amazing Separated at Birth yet? Do you think that you are adequately prepared for such a sight? You sure?
The Daewoo symbol and a jockstrap are Separated at Birth!
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Seperated at Birth V: You Gotta Keep 'Em Separated at Birth!
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I gotta admit, the resemblance is uncanny. And you're right; I'm too busy slapping punks around to just sit there and watch some other dude have all the fun!
Thanks for the shout-out, pal!
P.S. If Iceman and Iceman were really separated at birth, then I'm anxiously awaiting Bobby Drake's "chunky phase."
As long as he never gets to his "I'll just phone it in and do Knight Rider" phase.
Daewoo & jockstrap? I think you went a little weird!
The computer is messed up isn't it?
I am glad it didnt separate at birth with me
who knows who I would have been paired with
We should have separated Bush and Cheney at birth!!!
Award winning? I think I'm going to have to call your bluff.
well I am completely original but Jon do you have a seperated at birth?
lol okay now those are funny
but
Jon what about your campaign?
Daewoo and a jockstrap? Actually i think that one is right. Good job super computer.
I'm shirtless because it shirts tend to be uncomfortable in ice form, What's the other Iceman's excuse?
Eschew the jockstrap - wear happy underpants!
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