Friday, May 20, 2005

A Royal Battle

I fought Lord EyeBorg today (I believe "Lord" is an honorarium, he does not actually lord over anything). Though he is easily 30 years my senior and no match for my strength, his cybertetic claw and optic laser blast make him a tough opponent to be sure. After battling back and forth for over an hour, I finally got a solid punch in. The force of my strike sent him sprawling and he was stunned long enough for me to pluck his laser-firing eyepiece from it's socket.



Holding the weapon aloft, I yelled to the crowd "The 'eyes' have it!" The audience was beside itself, roaring and cheering my victory.

Victory, thy taste is sweet.

2 comments:

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...
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Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Image Shack, you are my bane!
http://img277.echo.cx/
img277/9100/eyeball8mb.png
Is the link of the Ocular Weapon!