Monday, June 30, 2008


Who's the intergalactic man
That'll lead the country like only he can?
You're damn right

Who is the man
That would risk his neck for his brother man?
Can ya dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about
Right on

You see this cat Jon is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Jon
(Then we can dig it)

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
(Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator)

A vote for Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is a vote for freedom.

A vote for Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is a vote for progress.
I'm Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator and I approve of this message.


Jean-Luc Picard said...

Catchy...very catchy!

Vince Briefs said...

um okay wait I'm not old enough to vote any way why do I care?

Dr. Zaius said...

Is this some kind of pop culture reference or soemthing? ;o)

captain koma said...

Next one is going to have to be a country song. Your losing on the southern demographic.

I'd suggest "Desperado".

Just make sure you don't sing it with Willie Nelson.

Professor Xavier said...

That's suppose to be sung to the tune of the Birthday Song, right?

Nepharia said...

Awesome. I heard the song you stole the music from not too long ago. (

mwb said...
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mwb said...

Bah sir get your own campaign song!

At least I had real singers!

Just for that I'm taking your intern Jan!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Smith, I thihnk I'm going to fire Jan, she's the one who put this campaign video together.