What's New, America?

What's new America? Woah, Woah
What's new America? Woah, Woah
America, America
I've got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you.
So go and powder your cute little America nose!
America, America
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your America nose!





What's new America? Woah, Woah
What's new America? Woah, Woah
America, America
You're so thrilling
And I'm so willing
To care for you.
So go and make up your cute little America face!
America, America
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your America face!



What's new America? Woah, Woah
What's new America? Woah, Woah
America, America
You're delicious
And if my wishes
Can all come true
I'll soon be kissing your sweet little America lips!
America, America
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your America lips!
You and your America eyes!
You and your America nose!

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