RAMIREZ: And before we go today, something's been bugging me. A couple of days --
JAMESON: Well, go back outside.
RAMIREZ: We will. A couple of days ago, when most newspapers in America were doing these positive stories about how 20 Questions News Channel, once again, number one --
JAMESON: Like the Daily Bugle.
RAMIREZ: -- for many, many years. There was a hit piece by a certain Intergalactic Gladiator. The writer was a fellow by the name of Jon, and he's been doing a bunch of attack stories on 20 Questions News Channel. Well, there's some back story to it, and that is this: he’s got a friend, Dr. Zaius. Dr. Zaius actually used to work for this company. He worked -- I think he once had a summer internship at 20 Questions Medical Journal until circulation went down under his tenure --
RAMIREZ: -- something like, 8 percent. So, he got fired, and according to a website, this guy has had an ax to grind.
JAMESON: Yeah, he does, because, I think, Hector, according to reports -- according to a website and another online magazine -- he was making close to six figures here, and now with his new job –
RAMIREZ: Six figures?
JAMESON: Well, around six dollars.
JAMESON: -- he's making significantly less. How about a tenth of that?
RAMIREZ: So, anyway, some online web page on the Internet says he's had an ax to grind, and that's this costumed maniac is going after us -- to do these hit pieces. So, he essentially is this attack dog. This -- this poodle, if you will.
JAMESON: So --
RAMIREZ: Oooh! Very, very nice. And we all know how Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator verbally attacked this news channel just this week.
JAMESON: He’s a costumed freak, too. I can’t stand ‘em, can’t stand any of them.
RAMIREZ: Yeah, well he’s a freak all right. He’s a circus clown, if you ask me. In fact, I think he’s got somewhat of a different job at the circus.
JAMESON: -- Hah, he looks like an elephant’s butt because he was photo manipulated into one. We have unlocked the mystery on these two costumed freaks.
RAMIREZ: Anyway, we just thought we'd -- cute. I wonder if Zaius is going to show at Westminster this year.
JAMESON: I'm not really sure. We know a beagle won last year, and this -- he's dressed as a poodle.