Friday, September 12, 2008

Surf's Up, Dudes!

If there are two things in this world that I like, it’s a beach party and bacon. If you could somehow get the two together, well then I’d be in heaven.

That’s why when I heard that Dr. Zaius and Dr. Smith were having a beach party, I knew that I had to be there. Sure I got a little sidetracked along the way, but shortly thereafter I had my plate of bacon and I was on the beach.

Of course I got into my swimsuit; it’s this modest little number that I like to wear. I almost put it on backwards though, boy would I have been embarrassed!

Funny thing though is, I don’t see anyone here? Where is everybody? You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you all to hell!

Ha ha, just kidding everyone. It was a swell party and I even got the chance to surf a little.

Hang ten dudes! And I know what you’re thinking, can I really hang ten? Of course I can, I have all of my toes. Six on one foot, four on the other.

Oh oh, is there some kind of horrible, radioactive monster from the bottom depths of the ocean going to ruin the party?

Naw, don’t worry about it. Nothing to see here.

OK, special announcement Junior Intergalactic Gladiators. It’s the end of summer and to cap it off I’m going to do one more week of awesome Froodleicious iDoodles. Get your thinking caps on and come up with a good idea for me to draw next week.


Jean-Luc Picard said...

How about the Enterprise and gas prices?

mwb said...

Why do you think the radioactive monster is going to ruin the party?

Are you some sort of bigot?

Radioactive monsters are fine in the movies, but you wouldn't want them at your party or marrying your daughter?

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

You got it, Cap'n.

Dr. Smith, I don't have anything against radiactive monsters personally, in fact, I've often spoke at radiactive monster rallies and fought for their rights. Of course, their rights end when they start toasting surfers with their radioactive flame breath. I think you're just trying to stir up trouble.

Dr. Zaius said...

Hmm... An unusual choice of bathing apparel. Doesn't chafe?