Wednesday, September 14, 2005

And Now A Word From Our Sponsor

Cheerios is a delicious and healthy part of a good breakfast, but that's not all.

Cheerios have been a part of helping little boys aim their pee since it was first put on the market in 1941. So when you think of Cheerios, think about that delicious oat taste and the healthy way to start the day, but don't forget to remember that for 65 years, Cheerios helped little boys learn to aim their pee.

12 comments:

jedisiri said...

cheerios!i just love it!

Master Yoda said...

An important service that is.

flu said...

Jon, are you the culprit that's been peeing in everybody's cheerios?

You mongrel.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Listen pal, I may have been peeing in everyone's Cheerios and I may be a mongrel, but I, wait, what's the third thing you said?

Interestingly enough, my wife has never heard of training boys to pee on Cheerios. She thought I was crazy or something. Personally, I think an ice cube would work just as well.

Karnov said...

"Interestingly enough, my wife has never heard of training boys to pee on Cheerios. She thought I was crazy or something. Personally, I think an ice cube would work just as well."

Ice cubes are more fun too. They use them in the "party urinals" in bars.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Interestingly enough, ice in the urinals also keeps foul smells from coming up through the pipes.

"Urinal cake disolving! Disolving! Gone!" -- Homer Simpson.

Erin said...

Well thank you for that, Jon! Cheerios is my breakfast for today!

Michele sent me. Have a fabulous weekend!

Superhero Bob said...

uhm...I may never be able to eat Cheerios again...

mooalex said...

Now we know who peed in your Cheerios.
(hello via Michele)

flu said...

perhaps just as interestingly, I'd never heard of it either. Nor ice cubes, nor fruit loops, or anything else. I just aim for the water in the bowl.

Now, at this one place - a bar, I think - a long time ago, I remember they had urinal thingys that were kinda like a mat deal that was like, inside the urinal, and they were printed up to look like dartboards - with a bullseye and different fields for points and stuff.

I racked up the points that evening.

dena said...

Isn't that the real reason we buy cheerios?

visiting from michele's before I go eat my cheerios.

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