Thursday, September 01, 2005

That's My Monkeyboy

We now return to That's My Monkeyboy.

[Cassie is sitting in her bedroom depressed. Jo Jo enters the room.]

Jo Jo: Howya doin' bwauwth?

[laughter]

Cassie: Oh Jo Jo, I'm not in a good mood right now. I don't think that I can laugh at your super funny clowning today.

[Jo Jo hops up on the bed next to Cassie.]

Jo Jo: This sounds serious. What's wrong, homiegirl?

[laughter]

Cassie: Well, I was hanging out with my friends and Sandra said that I couldn't be in the club unless I took something from Old Mr. Hopper's store. Mr. Hopper caught me and said that he was going to tell mom and dad. I'm worried that I'll get in trouble!

Jo Jo: Oh that'th a real pickle. You know that you were wrong, don't you?

Cassie: Yeah, and I'm really sorry, too! I even told Mr. Hopper that. I've learned my lesson, I'm never going to steal again because stealing is wrong.

Jo Jo: Well, then let's go tell your mom and dad that. They'll be more underthtanding if they here it from you first.

Cassie: Gee, that's a great idea. I feel better already, thanks for everything, Jo Jo. You're my special Monkeyboy!

[Cassie gives Jo Jo a hug, the audience "awwws."]
Jo Jo: Hey! If you're feeling better, let'th go to the kitchen and make some delicious banana thodas! Hoo hoo ha ha ha ha!

[Jo Jo starts jumping up and down on Cassie's bed, but quickly loses control and he tumbles to the ground, bumping his head.]

Cassie: Oh, Jo Jo! Are you alright?

Jo Jo: Thure thing, I jutht bumped my head. Nothing important! Muoo ha ha ha!

Cassie: That's my Monkeyboy!

[Laughter and applause]

8 comments:

Humour and last laugh said...

do yu think female are better than male in language?

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I am not sure what point you're making, Humour, but I think that an individual's language skill depends on many factors, but gender probably isn't one of them. A Monkeyboy's language, on the other hand, is an entirely different thing altogether.

Jo Jo The Monkeyboy's Ghost said...

A Monkeyboy's language, on the other hand, is an entirely different thing.

Hoo hoo ha ha ha ha ha ha!

flu said...

This is why I avoid the TV.

How'd FroJo get a show, anyhoo?

Leia said...

Landing on his head is no biggie? This guy's invincible!

JawaJuice said...

Wow!
Heartwarming, educational and insipid!
It’s got all the makings of a hit!

jedisiri said...

clap!

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