Friday, September 09, 2005

iRobot, hear me roar

I found this over on Karnov's site. He found it on someone else's site, and so on and so on...

Anyway, here's a site where you can find your cyborg name.

Jon is

Juggernaut Optimized for Nullification


Unfortunately, the generator only takes 10 letters at a time, my last name is a bit longer than that, so I'll use "Interglad." Pretty cool.


Intelligent Networked Technician Engineered for Repair, Galactic Learning and Accurate Destruction


Scotchie, my dog is

Synthetic Cybernetic Organism Trained for Calculation, Harm and Immediate Exploration


Kiera is

Kinetic Intelligent Efficient Repair Android

Although I think she is a little too young to be embarking on a repair android career.

My wife Patricia is

Positronic Artificial Technician Responsible for Infiltration, Calculation and Immediate Assassination

It doesn't seem entirely accurate for Patricia. The generator doesn't say anything about her being a teacher.

finally, Monkeyboy is

Mechanical Operational Neohuman Keen on Exploration, Yearly Battle and Online Yelling

That is it. The only way it could have been more accurate is if the generator was able to add the word "obnoxious."

Ok, Jr. Intergalactic Gladiators, what's your cyborg name?

8 comments:

Suburban Turmoil said...

I love this. I'm going to put it on my site. It's effin hilarious.

Michele sent me.

Guppyman said...

G.U.P.P.Y.M.A.N.: General Upgraded Person Programmed for Yelling, Mathematics and Accurate Nullification

Michele says hello.

Karnov said...

I love the list. Very fun net-toy.

Leia said...

Sweet! What's a "Juggernaut?"

jedisiri said...

yeah i want to know too...

Karnov said...

A 16 wheeled construct. Think giant SUV.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

...Rolls over everything in it's path.

Or Professor X's half brother.

Ciera said...

I love the cyborg site! I put in Bob cuz it's a nickname I have [short for Bobbin]...and its: "B.O.B - Being Optimized for Battle"