Tuesday, October 03, 2006

I think I wasted my money

You know how there are those movies that come out right around the time a studio blockbuster is released to try to get a little bit of the audience from that big movie? You know the ones, they usually go straight to home video, or maybe you'll see it on HBO or the Sci Fi channel, movies like Pirates.



Seems pretty obvious to me that they're trying to cash in on Pirates of the Caribbean.


Or perhaps you would like to see Snakes on a Train.


Who wouldn't? It's got snakes, it's got trains. If my mind were any more perverted, I could make some sort of innuendo about that. That's me, master of the single entendre.



This past weekend, I was at my local Giant Video Conglomerate and I quickly grabbed a movie that I wanted to rent, I paid for it and rushed home to watch it. Only then did I discover that I grabbed the wrong movie.

V for Vidalia? What the heck kind of a movie was that? It was all about onions!

11 comments:

Jabafatboy said...

*sniff sniff *

That Story makes Me Wanna Cry !

Darth Nepharia said...

So how do you set up a plot line all around onions?

Gyrobo said...

I'm glad I spent all my money on the new Weird Al album.

Summer Dawn O'Ciardha said...

People amuse me so. They go about their lives trying to be like each other, because they feel that society and conformity is the right way to go. When will they realize the pyramid of social structure could be easily buried if the bottom all bury the top in the sand.

I have no idea why I went on that rant.

Karnov said...

We got motherf'in snakes on the motherf'in train!

Private Hudson said...

I bet it would be easy to write a story about onions. You just start with the characters and go from there.

Professor Xavier said...

Hmm . . deep fried blooming onions. Now I'm hungry again.

Thanks, Jon.


ps - the indent is suppose to be my sarcastic voice. Just FYI.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Well duh

Jean-Luc Picard said...

I'm sure they are good movies!

Professor Xavier said...

If I didn't know that you don't use money in the future, I'd make you place a wager on that, Jean-Luc.

Florence said...

ROTHFL! Australia is a backward country, we don't have access to all these rip off movies, what a shame :/ That Onion one is still kicking me, that's hillarious!