Thursday, October 05, 2006

A Message From the Queen

Ladies and gentlemen, citizens of the Galaxy, members of the Galactic Senate, it is My unfortunate duty to speak of the deplorable actions of one of our own.

One of the biggest assets of this Senate, the thing that holds the governmental process together for an entire galaxy is the intergrity and honesty of its members. When a being becomes a Galactic Senator, this individual chooses to act in the Galaxy's best interest above all else. Above personal desires and above personal gain. He, she, or it must follow the strictest personal code in order for this Galaxy to function as it does.

Unfortunately, there occasionally comes a time when one individual acts in self interest. It is My duty to report that this is indeed one of those times.

Senator Smark Ken-Deigh used his position of authority for his own selfish reasons and has earned the distrust of this Senate as well as the peoples of the Galaxy.

Senator Ken-Deigh's behavior was deplorable and inexcusable. Because of this, he will certainly be censured for his actions. His deeds on that fateful night shall now serve as a reminder of the oath that all senators must take when entering office. While that oath swears loyalty to the Crown it also assures a senator's honesty and integrity above all else.

When Senator Ken-Deigh stole the cookie from the cookie jar, he created a fissure. He compromised not only his principles, but he also cracked the dam of the Galactic Senate. With that dam fissured, the entire Galaxy is in danger of being swept away in a flood of fear and distrust. I shall plug the hole of that dike with my own finger and assure the Galaxy's citizens that their loyalty and trust are not something easily taken for granted.

Thank you and good night.

11 comments:

Son Goku said...

The Fiend!!!!!!

Skywalker said...

Steeling cookies is not cool! I demand action! Wait, I'm a Jedi, shouold I take care of this mysrlf?

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

Horrorble! The monster!

Master Obi-Wan said...

A tragic event to be sure.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Disgraceful! Thank you for that important message, your majesty.

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

I can't even begin to imagine how this has affected the international and intergaltic cookie trades. Probably threw it into disarray. Tsk tsk tsk, when will they ever learn.

You know, your Majesty, we could probably get some expanding spray foam to fix that crack. You don't want your finger getting all pruney, do you?

Darth Nepharia said...

Pour the milk. Eat the cookie.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Commander, I think that her Highness was being metaphysical with the dam reference. She wants to plug the hole in the dike of your mind.

Professor Xavier said...

Well if the cookie had carmel in it, that could explain why his fingers were sticky.

Warbird said...

got milk?

Jabafatboy said...

That Monster, that monster,


That Cookie Monster !!


Didnt see that commin did ya ?