Haiku Summer IV

OK, Junior Intergalactic Gladiators, I had a lot of fun with the haiku, so let’s end this with a bang. Submit your requests in the comments section below.


Summer’s just starting
Warm air, sunshine, nice weather
Let’s go see Star Trek


Captain Han Solo
Is all mushy for Leia
Laugh it up, fuzzball


For Dr. Zaius:
Sarah L Palin
She’s on a bridge to nowhere
Please, just go away

Update: For Captain Picard:
They're brave on Stargate
Jumping through a big portal
That looks like a loo