I've been hacked!

This is not good. Who is this Teh Lord Dred HaXXor? How did he figure out that my secret password was the name of my dog Scotchie? This is not good at all. On top of that I have no idea what he wrote in the entry, I've been to hundreds of planets and seen countless different languages in use and yet I do not know what "ur pwned" means. It almost looks like English, but it's missing vowels or something.


Scotchie is a big fan of Uncle Eddie.

Oh no, I just realized, Teh Lord Dred HaXXor has my password! He could have hacked his way into my Swiss bank account and stolen the $238 that's in there! He may have accessed my photos, too. All of those pictures of me clubbing with Mary Kate and Ashley and those topless photos of me in the Spice Baron's summer condo! Oh this man is evil indeed, he must be the vicious despot of some burned out planet or the maniacal magistrate of some rusty, gear and steam infested space station.

This is not good at all. Teh Lord Dred HaXXor, mark my words. Whoever you are, wherever you may be, I will hunt you down and end your reign of terror.