Friday, August 04, 2006

Kenobi loves Cheetos

I guess it's time for me to jump on that "Kenobi loves Cheetos" bandwagon. Hopefully this poor dead horse hasn't been beaten quite enough yet.


Say look, Obi Wan is hosting a lovely dinner party. It appears that all the guests are having a fine time discussing the issues of the day.


Yes, this is a fine fete indeed. Hey you, don't eat the table!



In fact, that Obi Wan is so obsessed with the little orange curls of chalky cheese goodness, that even when he sees the future, his visions are marred by their salty orange presence.


So pucker up, the next time you want a kiss from your favorite Jedi Master. prepare to taste Cheeto goodness. Of course, he might not actually kiss you, as that would deminish the ammount of Cheeto flavor that he could keep for himself.

12 comments:

Karnov said...

Cheese lip balm? EWWW

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Does one get a free packet of Cheetos when they become a Jedi Master?

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

*que Homer Simon voice* Mmmmmmm Cheetos lip balm, Algggggggg!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I might consider becoming a Jedi Master if free Cheetos were part of the deal.

Karnov said...

"I might consider becoming a Jedi Master if free Cheetos were part of the deal."

As long as it isn't the Olestra version, I am on board. Wouldn't be good to have the rear of your robes stained. At least it would blend with the robes brown color though...

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

TMI, Karnov.

Darth Nepharia said...

"Cheeto goodness".... does that relate to the fact that they are only loved by those on the light side?

Wedge Antillies said...

OK, I am all for art and sculpture, and that stuff, but it does seem like someone has too much time on their hands. And as for kissing Kenobi on the mouth... that ain't EVER going to happen.

J'onn J'onzz, Martian Manhunter said...

When did this fad start? This was the first time I heard about it.

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

Jedi get Cheetos, cookies, brownies, all kinds of yummies. I personaly go for the brownies, I used to go for the cookies.

Karnov said...

If Brownies lead to the Dark Side of the force, then count me in it's ranks.

Professor Xavier said...

Well seriously, who doesn't love Cheetos? They are just full of crunchy powdery cheese goodness. The only problem is you have to take a shower after eating them.