Monday, August 07, 2006

Separated at Birth III: The Final Frontier

Ladies and gentlemen, in Separated at Birth and Separated at Birth II we amazed and astounded you with our amazing and outstanding findings. But now what will our super powerful laser computers show us today? I hope you're ready to find out!


Midnight Oil frontman Peter Garrett and veteran character actor Michael Berryman are separated at birth!


Max Rebo and Blue are separated at birth!


Are Dwight Shrute and Tim Robbins separated at birth? You better believe your beet farm they are.


Zorak and Paris Hilton are separated at birth. Careful Zorak, she'll bite your head off because that's what evil an space mantis is wont to do.


Shrug and Lex Luthor are separated at birth! Remember dear readers, these results are complied by a super computer that is more powerful than 5 regular super computers duct taped together.


Cure singer Robert Smith and former Vikings running back Robert Smith are separated at birth. Wait, this doesn't seem right. Sure, they share the same name but they don't look alike at all.


Jon Stewart and John Stewart are separated at birth? Oh come on, that's not right. One is a comedian and the other's a Green Lantern. Let me check the settings on the computer.

PC Load Letter? What the hell does that mean?

Uh, we'll be back soon with more Separated at Birth.

9 comments:

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Wow, the paris hilton one was right on. Both Paris and Sorak annoy the heck out of me.

Karnov said...

We just figured out Blue's clues...

Professor Xavier said...

I think that means it's time to call Dell.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I wouldn't want to call Dell, their computers spontaniously combust.

Wedge Antillies said...

No, I think your computer is fine, but it is probably set to compare too many parameters, other than basic facial features. That is the problem with supecomputers, they tend to over-analyze everything.

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

Scarey, man, just scaery.
That reminds me. Anakin looks a lot like a actor from Earth. Its kinda creepy.

flu said...

uh, Jon? My beet farm has been known to mislead me.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Fluke, if I've told you once I've told you a thousand times, you need to get a new beet farm.

Vegeta said...

Thanks for the compliment Jon. I did enjoy my time at LGS