Friday, June 02, 2006

Separated at Birth II, Son of Separated at Birth

Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages and sentient beings across the blogosphere, prepare to be astounded once again! When last we brought you Separated at Birth, we barely whetted your appetite for what was in store. Now sit back as our powerful super computers housed within space age polymers bring you separated at Birth II, Son of Separated at Birth.


Earl Hickey and H.I. McDunnough are clearly separated at birth.


Adam Duritz and Sideshow Bob's hair are separated at birth.


Astounded yet? Then I have another cheap hair joke: Adam Duritz, Sideshow Bob and Justin Guarini's hair, separated at birth.


Is your mortal mind screaming for mercy yet? No? Then how about Local Henchman and Moltar separated at birth?


In the last separated at Birth, we gave you Sgt. Slaughter and Jay Leno. Now we have an even closer sibling convergence! Taylor Hicks and Jay Leno separated at birth.


Remember folks, these matchups are being done on super computers so powerful that it would make your eVectra 386 look like a TRS80! Our super computers now present Avril Lavigne and Axl Rose. Axl Rose and Avril Lavigne are separated at birth!


Are you ready for the coup de grace? The coup de tat? The Coup DeVille? Then we are now proud to present to you Howard Stern, Joey Ramone, and Chris Robinson. That's right, separated at birth.

Thank you everybody for enjoying Separated at Birth II, Son of Separated at Birth. I hope that I did not astound and/or amaze you too much. We will now use our super computers to beat a penguin at chess!

15 comments:

Private Hudson said...

You have warped my fragile little mind!

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

Oh my, that is scarey!

Professor Xavier said...

Based on this irrefutable evidence, I suspect Sinister has been up to his cloning experiments again.

Vegeta said...

apprently he must be stopped

Jaina Solo said...

Your joking right?









Beat a penguin at chess? You'll never do it.

Wedge Antillies said...

Wow, I am amazed, awed, and dumbfounded at this revelation. Dem's mus be sum big 'puters youse got dere!

P.S. I gotta goldfish that can beat your penguine at chess!

Captain Berk said...

I would be more impressed if you use a supercomputer to just beat a penguin.

Gyrobo said...

You can try, but many have failed to defeat the penguins. They hold sway over legions of Linux users, bending them to their icey will.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

HA HA you said TRS80!!!! Sadly enough I had one as my first computer. They were the first generation of PC that did not run on squirrel power.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Gyrobo -- If pengins are so tough, why did I see that polar bear smacking them with his giant club?

AOC -- I had a Vic 20, then quickly upgraded to a C64. I never played with a TRS80 so much, but I remember seeing one of those 4-color documentaries of a couple kids using them to help Superman stop Major Disaster.

Jaina Solo said...

Jon, you must have been dreaming. Penguins never see Polar Bears. They live at opposite sides of the Universe. And penguins are one of the most powerful beasts in the galexy!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Then how do you explain this?

flu said...

I always thought that Earl dude was kinda modeled after good ol' Hi.

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