Someone is following me, I am sure of it. Every time I turn around, I feel like I am being watched. I just don't see who it is, though. Whoever is following me is doing a great job of it.
Someone is following me in downtown Chicago.
I am also being followed at Oak Street Beach.
And I am being followed at Wrigley Field.
But I just can't tell who it is. I am going to have to do something about this. The hunter needs to become the hunted.
Meanwhile, I've been working on my battlecry, compliments of Local Henchman. What do you think?
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Still being followed
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That's cool. I'm going to have to try that.
Oh yeah, to catch whoever's following you, try setting up a Malasian tiger trap, I hear they're pretty good at catching Malasian tigers.
Who is that, striding amidst the tundra! It is Gyrobo, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a booming bellow, his voice cometh:
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!"
Wait... wrong one. It's, "I'm going to make tacos with your corpse!!!"
"I'm going to beat you into the fast lane, then make toast!"
LMAO!
"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I feel like chicken tonight!!"
YEAH! That's all me!
Well, here is the least weird one. "I'm going to spank you beyond your expiration date!"
And I think I'm seeing a pattern in your pictures, it's definitely that blonde chick who's following you. That's got to be it :)
"Hail the blood-letting! I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!"
and here is a little song for you.
Who’s watching
Tell me who’s watching
Who’s watching me
I’m just an average man with an average life
I work from 9 to 5, hey hell, I pay the price
All I want is to be left alone, in my average home
But why do I always feel
Like I’m in the Twilight Zone? and...
ROFL at AOC
I'm with Wedge. I bet it's Waldo.
It looks Like I'll have to try that batlle cry I hear Kakarot alredy got his Bah!
"This one's for you, mom! I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!!"
Mwahaha!
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