Monday, June 19, 2006

Jo Jo's Early Work

Interestingly enough, as people have begun to work on the Jo Jo the Monkeyboy movie, someone found something that he did early in his career. It was a safety film. Here take a look at it:

Safety Film Presentations Presents

A Safety Film Presentation

Germs and You, The Deadly Killer!

This is Timmy.

Timmy and his best friend Jo Jo love playing wholesome outdoor activities.

Like kicking balls...

Sliding down poles...

And bumping each other in the rears...

After such a fun day of playing outside with his best bud Jo Jo, Little Timmy runs home.

"Gee, mom, I sure am hungry. can I have a snack?"

"Not so fast, young man," says Timmy's mom.

"What's the matter?" asks Little Timmy.

"You haven't washed your hands yet, that's what." answers his mom.

"Aww mom, washing hands is for suckers!" complains Timmy.

"You may think so, but it's still important to do it," replies his mom. "There are germs all over your hands!"

"Germs? What are those?"

"I'll show you, Jimmy!" Answers his mom excitedly. "We can use my new X-Ray Microscope to look at your hands."

Timmy and his mom take a look at his hands.

"Gosh, mom," says Timmy. "What are those little guys?"

"Those are germs, young man," says his mom. "And those germs are just waiting for the opportunity to hurt you. Just like commies."

"Gee whiz mom, I don't want these germs all over my hands. What do I do?"

"Well Tommy, you need to wash your hands using plenty of warm soap and water, that's what you need to do."

"Then I'll do just that, and right away!" Timmy yells excitedly.

So Timmy goes to the bathroom and washes his hands using plenty of soap and water.

"Die germs! Die!" yells Timmy excitedly.

Ha ha ha, that Timmy.

After Timmy is finished thoroughly washing his hands with warm soap and water, he returns to the kitchen for a snack.

"Gee mom, I'm glad you told me about germs and I washed my hands using warm soap and water real good! Can I have a cookie now?"

"You sure can!" answers his mom.

Little Timmy is very excited about his snack.

"Wow mom! That's the greatest cookie ever! Can I wash it down with a sarsaparilla?"

"Now Timmy, you don't want to spoil you appetite for dinner, now do you? You can have a nice glass of milk instead."

"Aw mom..."

The End...


Professor Xavier said...

Now you know . . and knowing is half the battle.

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Mirai Trunks said...

GI Joe!!!!!!!!!!

Um sorry

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Did he do a safety movie oh what to do in the event of a Atomic Bomb? you know Stop, Drop and Roll!! I heard it also stopped the commies.

Magdalena said...

those wherent monekyboy germs were they?

great animation ;) btw

Wedge Antillies said...

Wow, and I always thought I caught a cold from those alien boogers that are always flying around the ship! My OWN HANDS!! How is htat possible?!?

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

What animation, Mags...?

JawaJuice said...

Awesome post! (and I’m old enough to remember such films too…)

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Well, I'm disturbed, but my intern loved it. And how did you get your pcitures to do that, very spiff

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

It's a natural degradation of the film.

Skywalker said...

Alien boogers? Did Wedge say Alien boogers?

Karnov said...

Indeed.. at least it wasnt alien dingleberries.