Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Separated at Birth

Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages welcome to the show. For today's exciting episode, we will show you stunning evidence that will shock you! We will show you amazing evidence that will astonish you! We will show you astounding evidence that will overpower, overwhelm, paralyze, stun, amaze, and astound you. Utilizing the power of super space age atomic computers, we will show you indisputable, irrefutable evidence that the following people were separated at birth.

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Yoda and Kermit!

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Captain Picard and Captain Stubing! Amazing, isn't it? Poor Captain Picard spent many of his formative years enduring this comparison. Despite Jean Luc's anguish, we are compelled to also show you this:

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Captain Picard, Captain Stubing and professor X! Uncanny, indeed.

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Johnny Cab and the Emergency Medical Hologram! What sort of magic is this? No, it is only the magic of science.

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Sgt. Slaughter and Jay Leno. Just look at those jaws!

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Bulletman and Magneto! OK, at least they probably get their helmets from the same guy.

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Are the Hulk and Shrek related? Only their hairdresser knows for sure.

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And finally, the Sub-Mariner and Sprok! Their alikeness is bedeviling, is it not?

That's all the time we have today for Mysteries of the Deep. Tune in tomorrow for more eye-popping excitement.

Believe it, or not.


Professor Xavier said...

Bullet-Man! That was one of my favorite toys when I was a kid. He had metal arms and funky rubber boots. I wonder whatever happened to that guy.

Wedge Antillies said...

Professor, I think bullet man retired right after Colombine.

This is a real thought-provoking post, Jon. *smirk*

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Didn't Bulletman become Wizardsman?

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Metal arms and funky rubber boots? sound like the last Borg hooker Riker slept with.

Anonymous said...

What about IronMan ?

Da da dadada dada dada dada da da da da

Can he walk and talk , or if he moves will he fall,

Is he live or dead
has he thoughts within his head

The Taker of Gist said...

I knew this years ago. It was I who separated them. I did it for the money.

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

I always thought Dooku looked a bit like Saruman, or was it Dracula.

And Hudson reminds me of this tornado chaser I saw on the Weather Channel once.

And the Queen reminds me of a young Dolly Parton. Must be the eye makeup

JawaJuice said...

You mean...Mr Sprok is not the Sub Mariner? Really? I could have sworn I saw him breathe underwater.

Okay, so he was drinking a glass of water. Close enough.

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indeed the resembalances are uncanny indeed it must be a conspiracy

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