Friday, March 10, 2006

Kids often say the darndest things

Ah yes, let's take another glimpse at some of the wacky things my daughter has said in the past few months.

Several weeks ago, my daughter Kiera was eating a lollipop while "Can't Stand Losing You" by the Police was on the radio. Kiera started singing "I can't stop licking you" to the tune.

The other weekend, Kiera and I were walking to a hotdog stand and she pointed to a row of stores and exclaimed "Look, daddy, those stores are townhomes!"

A couple days ago, my wife and I were getting her ready for bed when Patricia asked her "Do you need to go pee pee?"

"Yes," she answered. "Because you saw me dancing." As if her dancing around was causing her to have to go to the bathroom.

Just before Christmas, I was getting her changed into a nice dress. She pulled off the dress she was wearing and because the top of her butt was sticking out of her tights she hopped up and down and said "Look daddy, I'm a plumber!" Yeah, I'm very proud to say that she got that from me.

So in conclusion, kids often say the darndest things.


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Wedge Antillies said...

She must get her good looks from her mom.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Ding ding ding ding ding!

Balloons and confetti drop, a marching band comes in playing music.

Congratualtions, Wedge, you're the 3,000 person to say that to me since Kiera's birth! You win a kewpie doll!

Anonymous said...

and her brains in fact

are you sure she doesnt have the milkman or mailmans eyes? :P

Karnov said...

Ah the joy of kids. Now if only we had the time to take care of kids. Since I already take care of a bunny and two cats. >_<

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Don't worry, Vampirella, her eyes look exactly like mine. They're eyes that women love and men would love to have.

Karnov, I recommend getting rid of the cats, that'll free you up some.

Professor Xavier said...

That plumber line was hilarious. She certainly is a cute little gladiator in training.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

I love kids lines. best one recently from our house.

*on a nature walk, a hawk swoops down and snatches a field mouse"

DJF(age: 6) "Oh man, that was cool, that hawk just caught the mouse. That was so cool"

AFT (age: 4) "not if your the mouse"

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

LOL, the plumber line was excellent. And I'm impressed she knows what townhomes are, maybe you should have let her do the antique shopping :)

JawaJuice said...

Boy, Larry King sure loves his prune juice.

flu said...

I coulda sworn I commented here yesterday... I must be losin' it.

I commented somewhere and said something to the effect of...

"I'll never listen to that Police song the same way again" and "She gets cuter and cuter as she grows."

I wonder who's site I left those statements on? Hmmmmm...

Gyrobo said...

Never let her get the upper hand!

Also, teach her to love Star Wars. Yoda is, like, a teacher.

With lasers.