Friday, March 17, 2006

Waiting in the waiting room...

While sitting in the waiting room to see Dr. Destiny (I know, it seems like I've been waiting here for days), I decided to catch up on a little reading using the InterN.E.T. Browser on my Wristcomm.

Oh, look, Karnov's tagged me.

  1. Favorite Chocolate (Dark, White, Milk): Milk

  2. Favorite Pizza Toppings: Just about anything except the little fishies. Garbage, Hawaiian, sausage and onions, it's all good.

  3. Favorite Food Question (It's obligatory that every quiz ask this): Yes.

  4. Favorite Cheese Type: Monterey Jack

  5. Favorite "Pirate" Word or Phrase: Booty, closely followed by "Arrrrrr."

  6. Favorite Music Genre: CD's featuring barking dogs that sound like popular songs.

  7. Favorite Music Artist: The Ramones.

  8. What are you listening to now?: Nothing right now, though The Office was just on.

  9. Favorite Movie Genre: I like just about all of them, but I'll say science fiction.

  10. Favorite Movie: For a while it was The Package, I really don't have one right now.

  11. Favorite TV show: The Simpsons.

  12. Favorite Console Game: Shadowrun for the Sega Genesis.

  13. Favorite Computer Game: Madden Football

  14. Favorite Board Game: Cranium, (though the last one I played was Candyland)

  15. Ever play Dungeons and Dragons?: I have.

  16. Where are the Cheetos?: In the corner cupboard.

  17. Can I have a Mountain Dew?: We just ran out a couple days ago (although I must admit that I drink Diet Dew because I'm watching my girlish figure).

  18. Believe in some sort of higher power?: Yes.

  19. How many of these quizzes have you ever taken, email or blogs, in your net-surfing career?: Many. Interestingly enough, they mostly come from Karnov.

  20. On a scale of banana to zebra, banana being "pink polka-dotted slippers" and zebra being "WTF?", how surreal would a guy taking a shower in a tub full of brightly coloured wrenches and monochromatic cat toys be?: Jazztastic.

  21. Have any pets?: Not currently. RIP, Scotchie.

  22. If yes on 20, what is the silliest thing you have seen them do?: Uh, 20 is the banana to zebra question, so my answer would have to be "cockamamie underpants."

  23. You think Karnov should have ended this quiz 20 questions ago?: Don't kid yourself, you should have ended it much sooner than that.

  24. Ever Play 20 Questions?: Yes, but the bottle never pointed to me.

  25. Think I get bored on my lunch breaks?: Either bored or too many spiced brownies...

  26. Who would win in a fight between Mr. T, Chuck Norris, and that giant robot from that one goofy Beastie Boys Video?: I'm not worried about who would win, I'm worried about the mad scientist who would fuse them together into one destructive force!

  27. Could you conceivably use a Terrabyte Harddisk?: Sure, I can keep a lot of PDFs on it!

  28. HAH! HAH! I ACTUALLY HAVE A 28th QUESTION!!1! (Unfortunately it is more of a statement): *Slow sarcastic clap*

  29. Paper or Plastic?: Paper. Uh, you are talking about underpants, right?

  30. Who will you tag to take this quiz next (Pick 1-5)?: My two sidekicks, Hudson and Fluke.


Jango Fett said...

Its a good thing you didnt want to tag me. By looking at this Tag Quiz, its a long one!

Metapirate said...

Me favorite pirate phrase be "gimme yer pegleg or I'll smack youse upside the head," 'cause tha's how pirates c'municate.

With our fists! Arrrr!

Wedge Antillies said...

Whew! Dodged another blaster bolt!

I must say, Jon, that is an interesting group of questions. I know a guy who know some guys who could give Karnov a 'Thank you for the tag' by 'leaning' on him, if you know what I mean.

flu said...

Jon, Curse your scaly hide!!!

Professor Xavier said...

"Spiced" brownies? Unh-huh. Thanks explains a lot.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Wow hidden in your answers was a Yoko Ono song. Creepy!!

Milk… the little… sausage… good.
Yes…Jack…closely followed…barking dogs that sound like…the…right…office.
I’ll say…for a while…the…shadowrun…football…I played…have…the corner cupboard.
I’m watching…Yes!,…interestingly enough…Jazztastic…Scotchie.
My Answer would have to be…you should have…never pointed to me.
Too many…mad scientist…can keep…sarcastic clap…about underpants…Fluke.

Gyrobo said...

Saying "The Simpsons" indicates a lack of anger toward animation, a good trait common in humans.

I know this because I'm an accredited sociologist and a deep sea diver.

JawaJuice said...

I see you were too scared to answer question 31, ya Wuss!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Oh yeah? Let's see you try an' say that to my face, pally!

You're like a chiuwaua or something, pretty tough on your side of the fence, but should that gate open...

JawaJuice said...

Hey! Thats the correct answer for #31!
congratulations! You just won a speedy retreat from a jawa.

(...I really was just kidding)

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Kidding, eh? I got something for you!

Ta da! A 5 pack of Old MosEisely!

JawaJuice said...

hey, wait. They're all open.
ooo....warm, flat, Ol Mos Eisely. I can't tell the difference from unopened.

thanks tho.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Well, I mean there was a handling fee and all. How about a cold Miller Genosis Draft?

JawaJuice said...

How about a tall Alec Guinness? It's St. Paddy's day, after all.

Gyrobo said...

St. Patrick vs. Patrick Stewart.

No contest?!

Jean-Luc Picard said...

I've ended up having to do this silly quiz as well!

Gyrobo said...

Speak of the Captain!

His Majesty said...

The peasants must never learn of this place, lest it consume their minds with the desire for freedom.