Waiting in the waiting room...

While sitting in the waiting room to see Dr. Destiny (I know, it seems like I've been waiting here for days), I decided to catch up on a little reading using the InterN.E.T. Browser on my Wristcomm.

Oh, look, Karnov's tagged me.

1. Favorite Chocolate (Dark, White, Milk): Milk


2. Favorite Pizza Toppings: Just about anything except the little fishies. Garbage, Hawaiian, sausage and onions, it's all good.


3. Favorite Food Question (It's obligatory that every quiz ask this): Yes.


4. Favorite Cheese Type: Monterey Jack


5. Favorite "Pirate" Word or Phrase: Booty, closely followed by "Arrrrrr."


6. Favorite Music Genre: CD's featuring barking dogs that sound like popular songs.


7. Favorite Music Artist: The Ramones.


8. What are you listening to now?: Nothing right now, though The Office was just on.


9. Favorite Movie Genre: I like just about all of them, but I'll say science fiction.


10. Favorite Movie: For a while it was The Package, I really don't have one right now.


11. Favorite TV show: The Simpsons.


12. Favorite Console Game: Shadowrun for the Sega Genesis.


13. Favorite Computer Game: Madden Football


14. Favorite Board Game: Cranium, (though the last one I played was Candyland)


15. Ever play Dungeons and Dragons?: I have.


16. Where are the Cheetos?: In the corner cupboard.


17. Can I have a Mountain Dew?: We just ran out a couple days ago (although I must admit that I drink Diet Dew because I'm watching my girlish figure).


18. Believe in some sort of higher power?: Yes.


19. How many of these quizzes have you ever taken, email or blogs, in your net-surfing career?: Many. Interestingly enough, they mostly come from Karnov.


20. On a scale of banana to zebra, banana being "pink polka-dotted slippers" and zebra being "WTF?", how surreal would a guy taking a shower in a tub full of brightly coloured wrenches and monochromatic cat toys be?: Jazztastic.


21. Have any pets?: Not currently. RIP, Scotchie.


22. If yes on 20, what is the silliest thing you have seen them do?: Uh, 20 is the banana to zebra question, so my answer would have to be "cockamamie underpants."


23. You think Karnov should have ended this quiz 20 questions ago?: Don't kid yourself, you should have ended it much sooner than that.


24. Ever Play 20 Questions?: Yes, but the bottle never pointed to me.


25. Think I get bored on my lunch breaks?: Either bored or too many spiced brownies...


26. Who would win in a fight between Mr. T, Chuck Norris, and that giant robot from that one goofy Beastie Boys Video?: I'm not worried about who would win, I'm worried about the mad scientist who would fuse them together into one destructive force!


27. Could you conceivably use a Terrabyte Harddisk?: Sure, I can keep a lot of PDFs on it!


28. HAH! HAH! I ACTUALLY HAVE A 28th QUESTION!!1! (Unfortunately it is more of a statement): *Slow sarcastic clap*


29. Paper or Plastic?: Paper. Uh, you are talking about underpants, right?


30. Who will you tag to take this quiz next (Pick 1-5)?: My two sidekicks, Hudson and Fluke.