Tuesday, February 21, 2006

The Chase Is On

I knew that I didn't have much time. The loathsome middle manager for Galactor the Evil Galactic Overlord, Gervais Baltizar, abducted Officer Huxley and moved her to another room. To hinder me, he set a trap with a holographic Xenomorph. I easily defeated the trap, but now I have to find and stop Baltizar. Huxley had a small radio receiver/ transmitter in her ear; I would use that to find her.

"Huxley, are you still there?"

"Affirmative," came her hushed voice. "Please hurry!"

"Space Ace to Oddball, do you read me? Over."

"Yeah man, whoa, like always. Woof woof," Oddball's voice crackled over the radio. "That's my dog impression."

"Huxley's been taken. I need you to triangulate her position using your radio equipment. Over."

"You got it, little buddy," he replied. "Arf arf arf... that's my other dog impression."

"We don't have time for this, man," I growled into the radio. "If we don't find her soon, she's a goner!"

"Always with the negative waves, Hudson, always with the negative waves."


"See, I found her man," Oddball may have been pointing at his screen. I don't know. "She's three floors above you in the penthouse suite."

"I copy," I replied. "Huxley, I know where you are. I'm coming to get you!"

"Hurry!" came her frantic voice.

I ran to the elevator and took it to the top level. When I got out, I looked down the hallway and saw three doors to my left, three doors to my right.

"Oddball, can you give me a more accurate placement of Huxley?" I said over the radio.

"No way, man," he replied. "But she's definitely on that floor.

Quickly, I ran into door number 1. Unbeknownst to me, Gervais came out of 4 and ran through door 3.

I exited 5 and dove into 6, but Gervais came out of 2 and ran into 1.

I Came out of 1 and went into 4, Gervais came out of 6 and went into 5.

I came out of 6 and went into 3, Gervais came out of 4 and went into 1.

I came out of 2 and ran up to 5, Gervais ran out of 3 and ran up into 5.

Slowly, I backed out of 4, Gervais was backing out of 3. We had our backs to each other and didn't see each other. Slowly, we turned around and I went into 3 and he into 4.

I then ran out of 1 and into 2, he ran out of 2 and into 1.

I ran out of 5 and ran to 4, he ran out of 6 and ran to 3.

I ran out of 1 and ran to 4. This time, I didn't go through it, but I slammed the door and waited in the hallway.

Gervais ran out of 5, I leveled my M41A Pulse Rifle at him.

"Game over, Baltizar," I sneered.

"Aw nuts."


Anonymous said...

Man what are the odds of that happinin that way. Like 10 ta 1

And just what was going on with huxley in the penthouse?

Face it , if it was one of us we would be in the basement

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Wow, I think I saw the same thing in a Scooby Doo movie the other day. Was there a cheesy pop music song by a group you never heard of before also?

Anonymous said...

lol oh now I got the scooby dooby doo theme running in my head thanks AOC

Wedge Antillies said...

Man, I have vertigo from reading this too many times! It is like a bad version of "Let's Make A Deal"

* Or are all of you too young to know that TV show? *

flu said...

Well, you covered every room... where was she? In the loo?

Gyrobo said...

What is this "Let's Make A Deal" that you speak of? Does it involve lasers?

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

It is funny to watch them run. It's like their legs become wheels and spin around and around.

I do remember "Let's Make A Deal" but I don't remember them running from room to room like that.

Professor Xavier said...

That made my head hurt.

JawaJuice said...

I'm waiting to find out that the only thing behind door number 3 is a donkey and ayear supply of rice-o-roni.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

I got a year supply of Rice-o-Cloni when I went on that show (ok I used that pun before so sue me)

Master Yoda said...

On Let's Make a Deal I went before. Like a pirate I dressed up for it.

Private Hudson said...

Arrr, ye say ye dressed like a pirate, matey?

www.cadiz-3d.com said...

This will not really work, I suppose this way.