Monday, February 20, 2006

Deadpool tagged me

OK, so Deadpool tagged me, and tagged me with possibly the most bizarre, most asinine meme possible. The only way this thing could be more asinine and bizarre would be if it were written by a thousand drunken monkeys on a thousand cheap typewriters.

Since I am off on Big Brother Naboo as well as fighting Sentinel/Brood Hybrids with Professor X and Private Hudson is in the middle of rescuing Huxley, I figure that it would be a perfect time to do this thing.

If you were to ghost write Deadpool's autobiography, what would you name it?

Mary Kate and Ashley: Building an Empire

If Simon Cowell were to ask you to help takeover France with Deadpool and himself, would you accept?

Yes, but I don't think that I'll actually need Simon there.

On a scale of 50-100, with 50 being mind blowing and 100 being drooling the Nile river, how would you rate Bea Arthur?

Maude Bea Arthur or Golden Girls Bea Arthur? Because there is no comparison, man. Woo.

If you were to appear on Deadpool's show, who would you play?

Your wacky neighbor, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiactor!

List 5 ways to improve tacos.

1. Add bacon
2. Have it with a beer
3. Make it bigger because bigger is better
4. Make it a crunchy all beef taco smothered in nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato, and special Southwestern sauce; wrapped in a soft flour tortilla with a layer of re-fried beans in between; wrapped in a savory corn tortilla with a middle layer of Monterey jack cheese; wrapped in a deep fried gordita shell smeared with a layer of special guacomolito sauce; wrapped in a corn husk filled with pico de gallo; wrapped in an authentic Parisian crepe filled with egg, gruyere, sausage and portobello mushrooms; wrapped in a Chicago-style, deep-dish, meat lover's pizza; rolled up in a blueberry pancake; dipped in batter and deep fried until it's golden brown; and served in a commemorative tote bag filled with spicy vegetarian chili.
5. Nothing can make a taco better.

Would you die for Deadpool?

Not really. Maybe I'd dye my hair for him, but I doubt it.

Do you find Cable's eyes dreamy?

I do have to wonder how he can see through the white eye pieces on his mask.

Well, that was interesting to say the least. Evidently, I am supposed to tag two people, so I tag Private Hudson and Karnov. Ha! Karnov, how do you like turnabout, eh?

Jeez, I need a beer.

14 comments:

Vampirella said...

lol...

another way to make Tacos better

have them serve them all over the world (like a taco bell) and be cheap and not 5 € a taco


geeze what they do fly to mexico for them :P

Vampirella said...

oh btw according to deadpools tag rules you have to tag 4 not 2

(runs and hides behind Vegeta's ghost)*lifting his arm and imitating his voice I'll do it Jon *


:P

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Very interesting. Hmmm, should I follow the rules of a character that makes a point of flouting the rules? The answer is no, I should not.

Master Yoda said...

To add chocolate to the taco, you forgot. Always better that makes a taco.

Private Hudson said...

Yoda, that's what I did.

Vegeta said...

Hey leave my ghost out of this

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Ever have a Choco Taco? Those things are awesome.

Professor Xavier said...

And who suffers for Deadpool's inane method? Private Hudson, that's who. (Wasn't he promoted?) There he is with a big drooling zenomorph staring him right in the face. The poor guy has been frozen in time, locked in what is surely a state of tremendous fear, for the whole weekend. The poor guy is just going to be psychicly shattered. If he survives, that is.

Private Hudson said...

Fortunately, it was just a hologram, Professor. I do think that I've got some issues though. Can I come over to talk? I'll bring my woobie.

Deadpool said...

I love you guys too :D. And Vampi is right about the rules. You were supposed to tag 4 people.

big joe said...

Hey Jon Thanks fer tellin' me about my picture problem. on my computer it looked normal It's fixed now.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Deadpool, when have you ever followed the rules?

Deadpool(not logging in) said...

You win this round gladiator. But than again don't you always follow the rules, and isn't that your job as a role model?

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

D'oh!