Friday, April 21, 2006

-- Meanwhile --

Dr. Chronobob sat in his chair, gazing intently at his equipment. "We are successful with the experiment, Lord. The Galvanizing Neural Age Transducer rearranged the subject's brainwaves to make him believe that he was not his true age!"

"Very good," said a dark figure towering over him. "All three settings?"

"Yes, my Lord," Dr. Chronobob affirmed. "Little boy, sullen teen, and angry old man. Unfortunately, it appears that the affects only last around 20 minutes."

"All the same, Doctor," the dark figure rumbled, almost mechanically. "When the Intergalactic Gladiator finds the source of our experiments -- and he will -- he will come to us."

"You're hoping that he will come to us, Lord?"

"I am counting on it, Doctor," the evil Lord replied. He then raised an armored fist. "That's how I am going to totally kill him."

"Ah, I see," said Dr. Chronobob. The evil doctor allowed himself to shrug, just a little. He was a scientist, he didn't understand, nor cared to understand, his dark master's wishes.

"Prepare to hit him with the device again, doctor," the cloaked figure continued. "We will continue to do this until he figures out how to trace it back to this battle station."

"Yes, my Lord," Dr. Chronobob smiled and threw a switch.

12 comments:

Vampirella said...

uh oh

Wedge Antillies said...

If Jon is always changing ages, then will he be able to find the battle station? Man, I thought I was in a bad place.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

"...i am going to totally kill him"

Jon's evil nemisis seems to be some kind of a valley mall rat

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

yeah, but you can tell the evil master isn't a female valley mall rat, because is so, she would have said "I am like, going to like, totally kill him'

So does it tingle when the use the ray?

JawaJuice said...

Only three settings? What about depressed middle-aged malaise and wailing soggy dipper baby? Not to mention mid-life menopausal moodiness.

Dr. Chronobob said...

I'll have to add those settings. Thank you Jawa, ever consider becoming a mad scientist's assistant?

Jabafatboy said...

Oh great , are we gonna have to go through the years of his fighting acne AGAIN ?

Professor Xavier said...

You better not let your dad catch you getting any dents in the Danger Sled, Jon. He'll take away your X-Box!

Master Yoda said...

"...i am going to totally kill him"

Jon's evil nemisis seems to be some kind of a valley mall rat


What Jon's nemesis meant was that make sure that Jon is completely dead and not just mostly dead, he will. Be revived, anyone who is mostly dead can. Know this you would if the documentary The Princess Bride you saw.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Thank you for your wisdom, Master Yoda. And for pointing out I have forgotton the power of 'Wuv, Tuu Wuv".

turboslut said...

Ooohhh ... intense.

I'm sure my mother has been the victim of The Galvanizing Neural Age Transducer.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

How far can one throw a switch? One has to be careful it doesn't hit them on the head.