Monday, April 24, 2006

The plot thickener thickens...

I can feel something or these somethings happening to me. I am not sure how this is happening, but I've figured that someone is doing this to me.

The latest was when I "came to" in the Danger Sled and there was crayon all over the walls. I was the only one onboard and the craft was in hyperspace, so I was the only one capable of doing the scribbling. Even more disturbing is the thought that whatever weapon (it must be a weapon) is being used on me, it can reach me even in hyperspace.

Fortunately, my ship's sensors recorded the attack and I was able to determine where it originated from. Sector 7G, a mostly desolate system containing no planets that can sustain intelligent life. I have to narrow it down, so I've set my sensors to record the attacks when they happen.

I'm also going to need some help. Unfortunately, the one person I know that I can turn to is Private Hudson. Ah well, I've been in worse scrapes, I'll just have to deal with it. Maybe he'll provide some comic relief.

One more thing, my daughter got to meet Wonder Woman this weekend, which was very exciting for everyone involved. The Amazing Amazon even made her a Junior Amazonian Princess.

I do wish that the photo was better, my wife said that I was muttering "Dern new-fangled camera" when I was trying to take the picture.

7 comments:

JawaJuice said...

wait....there was crayon all over the walls....and Private Hudson wasn't aboard at the time?

flu said...

hey Jon, *pssst*

There are significant clues regarding your plight in your last post...

and cool! Wonder Woman! I like what she can do with her lasso.

Vampirella said...

nice cleavage :P

crayons on the walls be thankful it wasnt up your nose

Gyrobo said...

As a robot, I have an affinity for the newer cameras.

I use them mostly to wax my deck. All they're good for, I say. Taken 'em in the pool, soften 'em up... but there are laws against that, aren't there?

Professor Xavier said...

I see Vampi and I think alike. ;-]

Just out of curosity, what images were drawn with the crayons. Sometimes that can be quite revealing.

Karnov said...

The thick plottens!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Mmmmm, plot thickener...