My fellow Americans, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator here and I just wanted to thank you for visiting today.
Since my recent announcement of my candidacy, the response from the people has been so overwhelming, so positive, that's it feels quite humbling.
Many people from all walks of life are now standing up and saying that they too want a better America and that they too want an America that they can truly believe in and I say yes. Yes, we can have that. The dream can be a reality!
I have also recently announced my campaign manager, gotten together campaign materials, and even held a town hall meeting to get my message to the people, but there is still much more work to be done.
My opponents also are running strong campaigns and will not give up without a fight. That's why I still need your help. On this day, as you visit my campaign headquarters, remember to state your support in the comments section. Just make a simple statement like "I support you, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator," or "I believe in a better America, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator," or even "Hi Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, Michele sent me."
With your support, we can make a better America.
A vote for Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is a vote for freedom.
A vote for Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is a vote for progress.