Friday, July 27, 2007

My Campaign Thus Far


My fellow Americans, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator here and I just wanted to thank you for visiting today.

Since my recent announcement of my candidacy, the response from the people has been so overwhelming, so positive, that's it feels quite humbling.

Many people from all walks of life are now standing up and saying that they too want a better America and that they too want an America that they can truly believe in and I say yes. Yes, we can have that. The dream can be a reality!

I have also recently announced my campaign manager, gotten together campaign materials, and even held a town hall meeting to get my message to the people, but there is still much more work to be done.

My opponents also are running strong campaigns and will not give up without a fight. That's why I still need your help. On this day, as you visit my campaign headquarters, remember to state your support in the comments section. Just make a simple statement like "I support you, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator," or "I believe in a better America, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator," or even "Hi Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, Michele sent me."

With your support, we can make a better America.


A vote for Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is a vote for freedom.

A vote for Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is a vote for progress.

24 comments:

BreadBox said...

Hi Jon the intergalactic gladiator!
Michele didn't send me this time, but she did give me directions:-)
N.

Carmi said...

My fellow Canadian, Michele, agrees with me: we'd both vote for you if we held American citizenship.

I like your style! This made me laugh out loud.

gautami tripathy said...

As an Indian, Do I get to vote?

Michele says you better say yes!

Tiffany said...

"Hi Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, Michele sent me." LOL. Good luck with you campaign :)

Bob-kat said...

I'd vote for you if I was in the US! A better America that the rest of the world can believe in would be nice too :)

Michele sent me to say go for it and good luck!

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

So what are the voter regristraiton requirement for a person who lives just a little out side your universe.

Ok, I menat a person who live a long time ago, in a Galxey far far away.

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Michele sent me to say to you...I would vote for you if you were a Citizen of this country! Many wish you were! Here's to a BETTER AMERICA!

Optimus Prime said...

I am Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots and I support you in your battle against tyranny, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator!

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Living in England and being from the future, I don't get a vote.

Mr. Althouse said...

Hi Jon, the Intergalactic Gladiator. Michele DID send me! And I am for a BETTER America too.

Being something of a government scholar, I must say that your town hall meeting went exceedingly well. You were prepared, sharp and didn't take any guff - especially from that snowman.

Mike

PS: Thanks for the visit earlier.

Becky68 said...

Well I've read your town meeting just to get an idea of your platform & I think you might be missing a few planks! Of course if you are willing to change the subsidized back rubs to all mothers & teachers I could go for it.
Michele sent me to check out the political landscape here on your planet.

~A~ said...

*LOL* Too funny.

Hi Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, Michele sent me.

Good luck. :)

Stephanie Davies said...

You have a great sense of humor! I'd vote for you for president - no one could possibly screw things up anymore in office than they are already screwed up!! LOL I'd even vote for a semi-intelligent gerbil as opposed to the current president lol

Michele sent me to talk about gerbils today!

kenju said...

I agree with Stephanie! And I came on my own this time!

Professor Xavier said...

Of course, in addition to your words of support, donations are always appreciated. I like to call it the "putting your money where your mouth is" agenda.

Joe said...

Hi Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, Michele sent me!

'B' said...

Can Australians vote as well??

Here from Michele's this morning...

Catherine said...

The whole world would be better off with a better America. Michele sent me to support you, but I don't get a vote since I'm in New Zealand :(

kenju said...

We will let Catherine vote, won't we? Surely we can make that happen....LOL

Michele sent me back, Jon.

Dr. Zaius said...

Ha! What about the real issues? What is your position on spinach or asparagus? Do you eat your vegetables?

Thumper said...

Michele sent me to tell ya I'd vote for ya!

Last Girl On Earth said...

Can't on my vote! Can I write your theme song? Michele sent me tonight. Have a successful week!

Gyrobo said...

I believe in an intergalactic gladiating America.

Ghost of Congressman Nathan Petrelli said...

I support you, for now...