Support from my supporters continues to pour into my Campaign Headquarters. Information on my distinguished colleagues continues to pour in as well.
Dr. Zaius recently and dramatically lost 160 lbs (73 kg). and has been intentionally evasive about how this excess weight was dropped.
"Diet and exercise," the candidate insisted as several photographers pushed microphones in his face. "You can soon read about it in the article that I write for Glamour Magazine."
All's quiet at the Hayley Mills Celebratory Complex after an apparent dinosaur attack yesterday.
"We're all OK," said a spokesman for Sleestak's campaign. "Sleestak is fine and resting at his compound in Kennebunkport."
When asked to give further word on Sleestak's campaign, the spokesman offered no further comment.
In another surprise revelation, Samurai Frog was photographed with a plate of delicious half-eaten frog legs sitting in front of him. When asked how he could participate in something as horrible as cannibalism, he quietly sighed and said "It's not easy being green."