Friday, August 03, 2007

The Ole Meet-N-Greet

“The campaign is going along swimmingly, Jon,” Professor Xavier, my campaign manager told me. “The next item on our agenda is a meet-and-greet. Go out and press the flesh, shake a few hands, kiss a few babies. It’s very grass roots.”

“Good idea,” I said. “Kiss a few hands, shake a few babies…”

“Ah no, Jon, it’s the other way around.”

“Of course,” I answered.

“So we have you scheduled to make an appearance in your hometown of Chicago,” the Professor continued. “This is a good place to start, people love the local hero.”

“Great idea,” I said enthusiastically.

Here's a handsome baby. He gets a kiss.

Here's another good looking little boy. I bet his parents sure are proud.
Here's a beautiful baby. He looks kind of tired, but he gets a kiss.

Here's a cute little girl right next to a nice doggy. Here's a kiss for you.

Here's another sweet, innocent little girl. Look at her all bundled up there, she gets a kiss.

Here's another beautiful little kid. I'll definitely kiss her once I can find a spot that's not covered in birthday cake.

Ah, well, I think this guy's a little too young to kiss. I'm talking about the physical impossibilities of it and all.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen for this opportunity. Remember, I am your candidate who is a man of action. Whether it's defeating Abi the Butcher in the Intergalactic Gladiatorial arena or pushing that bill through congress, I am your candidate who will make America a place of the people, by the people, and amongst the people, for the people.

A vote for Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is a vote for freedom.

A vote for Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is a vote for progress.
I'm Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator and I approve of this message.


A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Did you at least try to kiss that last kid. I can think of several ways ....

Hey stop looking at me like that. I meant kisisng the belly you perv.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Are you suffering from lip soreness now?

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

Oh my, so cute! I love baby pictures! Of course, you know, when these two get older... you are dead man for posting them on the net, right? *wink*

Spider-man said...

If you just kissed babies, how'd you get the shaking out of your system?

Phobia said...

*points to the temple ofthe kid covered in birthday cake* rightthere. .doesn't count as face but oh well..

1 other thing

Duchess-General Amelia Cartwright said...

I'd vote for you: Maybe.

Something tells me there is something sinister going on with your campaign manager.

Like whenever he is around I keep hearing a voice in my head saying, "Vote for Jon."

Professor Xavier said...

And with his background, if any congressmen get out of line, Jon drop them with a pile driver.

Dr. Zaius said...

You are already at the stage where you need to curry favor with the voters by kissing babies? *shudder* I was afraid of this. Where is my lip balm?