“The campaign is going along swimmingly, Jon,” Professor Xavier, my campaign manager told me. “The next item on our agenda is a meet-and-greet. Go out and press the flesh, shake a few hands, kiss a few babies. It’s very grass roots.”
“Good idea,” I said. “Kiss a few hands, shake a few babies…”
“Ah no, Jon, it’s the other way around.”
“Of course,” I answered.
“So we have you scheduled to make an appearance in your hometown of Chicago,” the Professor continued. “This is a good place to start, people love the local hero.”
“Great idea,” I said enthusiastically.
Here's a handsome baby. He gets a kiss.
Here's another beautiful little kid. I'll definitely kiss her once I can find a spot that's not covered in birthday cake.