Monday, August 13, 2007

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is your Candidate

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is your candidate for president of the United States of America.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is your education candidate.


"As the husband of a Chicago Public School teacher, I understand the difficulties teaching the youth of America. I will not rest until our children get the education they need and so richly deserve."

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is your candidate for president of the United States of America.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is your healthcare candidate.


"As the son of a man who had health problems, I understand the healthcare issues that are plaguing this country of ours. That is why I put together this crack team of healthcare professionals to do what it takes to make the people of this great nation healthy. I will not stop until all of the people of America are healthy."

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is your candidate for president of the United States of America.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is your military candidate.


"I served proudly in the United States Army in real-world situations that are still classified top secret to this day."
"I know what it takes to be an effective Commander in Chief, and I will not rest until Cobra Commander is captured once again."

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is your candidate for president of the United States of America.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is your entertainment candidate.

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"Aw yeah, this country needs more cowbell. I will not rest until this country has more cowbell."


A vote for Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is a vote for freedom.

A vote for Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator is a vote for progress.
I'm Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator and I approve of this message.

12 comments:

Phobia said...

If they don't vote you in they are nuts.

Vegeta said...

Running on the cowbell platform I see.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

You had me a Cowbells!

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

ROFL! You were on Scrubs!

Jean-Luc Picard said...

You've got the cowbell vote, I'm sure.

Duchess-General Amelia Cartwright said...

All good, but where do you stand on Alien Invasions?

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I am definitely against alien invasions, General. In fact, that's the reason I became an Intergalactic Gladiator in the first place.

Skywalker said...

No cow bells!

Mike said...

Hello,

We would like to do an interview with you about your blog for
www.BlogInterviewer.com . We'd like to give you the opportunity to
give us some insight on the "person behind the blog."

It would just take a few minutes of your time. The interview form can
be submitted online at http://bloginterviewer.com/submit-an-interview

Best regards,

Mike Thomas

Jawa Juice said...

Wait a second....



Are you saying...




That maybe....





Just Maybe...






that you may be....






Running for President of the United States of America?

Ya know, I'm not sure...but I think that's what you're trying to tell me.



(Oh, And Qui-Gon called. He wants his cowbell back.)

Dr. Zaius said...

I just want you to know for the record that I am definitely pro-cowbell. I am behind you %100 on the whole cowbell thing. That's all.

Flik Sivrak said...

If you want to get America healthy, you might want to start with getting rid of those nasty fast food "resturants"...