Friday Update From the Intergalactic Gladiator

Hello to all my Jr. Intergalactic Gladiators,

I just got word that Queen Galacta herself would like to address everyone and will most likely do so Monday morning. As I understand it, her Blogcast will be simulcasted in several different locations because of it's extreme importance.

Meanwhile, Private Hudson (or is it Corporal? And if it is, why didn't he change it in his profile?) is flying back to see his Commandant. Hudson will be standing tall before the General on Tuseday, and I am as excited about it as you are.

On top of that, my services have been utilized to fight the Sentinel/Brood conspiracy. It's a very exciting storyline that can be found at Professor Xavier, Vampirella and Gaia's blog.

Also, and most importantly, are you following Big Brother Naboo? We are repelling an attack of pirates and it was most exciting. Here is a thrilling clip from my electrifying entry:

I ran towards the cabin of the ship, one more pirate stood there, looming over me. His unpatched eye glinted much like the hook on his hand. I looked down at his legs. One was wooden, of course, the other hosted a colorful sock.

“What’s with the sock?” I pointed.

“It’s arrrrrrgyle,” he sneered.

“And how’d you get the peg leg?”

“In a fight, a fierce battle at sea, a cannonball tore of me leg,” he answered.

“And what about the hook?”

“In another fierce battle, my enemy cut off me hand in a sword fight,” he snarled.

“Oh.” I could see that happening, I guess. “What about the eyepatch?”

“One day, I looked up at the seagulls, and one crapped in me eye.”

“So?” I answer. “You shouldn’t have lost an eye from that.”

“Arrr, I wasn’t used to the hook yet!” He roared. He swung his hook at me...

Pretty exciting isn't it? I hope that I survive because I didn't mention the most terrifying aspect of these buccaneers.


That's right, they're flying the Jolly Rancher.