Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Hudson: Hudson Helps Out Horrendously


I was making my way to the tractor beam controls. I knew that I had to stay frosty. The bad guys were everywhere, only too bad for them 'cuz if they got near the H-Man it would be game over for them.

I knew that I was close, was it left, left, right or right, left, left? I looked at the notes that I scratched on my palm, only they got rubbed off as I was sneaking my way through the corridors.

I found a sign that pointed my way to the station and made my way there. There were only two guards and I could have taken them out easily, but I wanted to keep things sneaky. If only I could force them into looking the other way. Too bad nothing like that exists in this galaxy.

"Man, standing around here waiting for nothing to happen is boring," complained the first trooper.

"Have you seen that Jan the Intergalactic Aviator?" asked the other.

"Yeah, that's a sweet model," answered the first. "I wouldn't mind taking her out for a test drive, if you know what I mean. Heh heh."

I pulled a coupler from a panel. I bet if I throw this into the opposite corridor, they'll run to investigate the noise. I took careful aim. Steady. Steady... I hurled the coupler!

It bounced off the first trooper's helmet and he knocked heads with the second. Both fell off the catwalk into the bottomless pit of the space station.

Success.

Now to turn off the tractor beam. I wonder how Jon and Jan are doing.

10 comments:

Karnov said...

How does one fit a bottomless pit in a spacestation? I REALLY have to talk to those engineers when I start building my underground lair.

Wedge Antillies said...

Hudson, you are smooth, man, real smooth!

Gyrobo said...

Yes, I've never really understood the whole bottomless pit thing. Although I once went to a modern art museum where a bottomless pit was one of the exhibits. Wasn't as good as the pile of dirt with a mirror in it, though.

Professor Xavier said...

Hurling in a space station is always risky. If the artificial gravity goes out then that pea soup is just going to be floating around, getting into everything.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Nice throw, you Knob. I have seen better arms on a blind Hutt.

Private Hudson said...

Hey, it got the job done. Sometimes I don't know just how good I am.

Vampirella said...

wow talk about a luck shot

Lori said...

H-Man job well done!!!!

Vegeta said...

Your powers of ineptness are amazing.

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